general

then defend yourself

balls become the ammo sacks

need testosterone for erections sadly

Ok even uh

Open carry is really sus in the police station parking lot

sus but legal

have a phijkchu meetup with spooky

he can carry for you

what kind of pussy cops are going to get spooked by a 130lb person with a gun

a stiff breeze would take you out

cock gun that loads like a shotgun and just rips it off your body at 100 mph

I mean...

can you weld a pipe on that to make it 15x longer

like, comically long

burn it

nice

you can buy a really nice NFT with that

Nfts are the new money making scheme apparently

With how expensive eth gas is you make a buncha money apparently

gas was cheap for a few weeks

but yeah, it's been climbing pretty fast

gas is a buck 40 per litre here

is so fucking retarded

thats about 40 cents above what it usually is for burgerland people

If I wasn't saving money rn, I would totally be dumping money in NFTs

lol Pika

how much per gallon metricuck

idk how many litres a gallon is

1 litre is 0.264172 gallons

1 dollar per litre is 3.78541178 Canadian dollars per US gallon

according to google

so 4.12/gallon?

if I did my math right

jesus christ

4.12 cad right

yes of course

put that in burger bucks

fuck you

you have google

i dont

its like 75%-80%

of an american dolar

my computer didnt come with google

i have the oldest computer known to man

You have google

no i dont have it

You have google you fucking dick

I don’t have it you fucking faggot

ok this new monitor is kinda cool

i upgrade that comment to ok this looks beautiful

what if it didn't look beautiful

rip chives, not getting phijkchu of the day

It's not much, but it's honest work

I accidently found turnips mentally retarded cousin

I've selected a final design for the phijkchu streamer house

i hate it

lol

I'll probably find out by the end of this week whether the county approves of my weird Euro-style house

That's the main floor

why is it a gif

it's slowly sinking

because it was built on a flood plain

I'm still going to tweak it a bit more on the left side

but that's 90% done imo

sir, that's not a house, that's a mansion

lol

I've seen enough Youtuber house tours to know it's not a mansion unless it has a cigar room for no reason

huh

All the YouTubers who buy giant fuckass houses, have all these weird rooms they don't use

like a cigar room, or a wine chatau

its a pretty big house considering only you and max will be living there

it seems kinda pointless to build a small house

yeah, I could cut it down massively, since it is pretty big

but if I make it a little bigger now, it's more future-proof

oh for sure

all the children you two will be having over

lol