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@🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 how long did you go without internet when yours went out?

This stand is an absolute UNIT

Uhh idk the whole time power was gone

I see why people do this, this is quite nice

you know reggie, your picture just reminded me about a fact I have not thought of in the 11 years I have lived in my house

my house has no carpet

I never thought about that

Only my room doss

Does

do you live in a museum?

no?

what kind of home has no carpeting

mine?

all wood floors except the bathroom has bathroom tiling

is it the same wood throughout the house?

or a different style in each room

uh

I have to think about that

I think the basement is different then upstairs

next time I go upstairs I'll check

Welp, time to go get mugged for 1700$

Tucking a kitchen knife down my pants

Regi

I know you own MULTIPLE guns

just bring one of those

tape the knife to the gun

and make a homemade bayonet

no Pika

that classifies your gun as an assault weapon

oh lol

thats funny

if you tape a knife to a gun, you have to mail the NFA $150

So

or else you go to jail for 10 years

you know those guns that shoot money

can it be an assault weapon if you tape a knife to it

or does it have to be an actual gun

lol

I hope so

it's just a fee

but they know people hate paying unecessary petty taxes

I don't have a CCL

And I'm meeting at the pd

open carry on your hip

then open carry it

That's be a baaaad idea

infact, open carry like a dozen guns

tape it to your inner thigh

and wear a REALLY short skirt

lmfao

dude

instead of penis pump

penis gun

get a cock gun mod reggie

get an erection to aim

then defend yourself

balls become the ammo sacks

need testosterone for erections sadly

Ok even uh

Open carry is really sus in the police station parking lot

sus but legal

have a phijkchu meetup with spooky

he can carry for you

what kind of pussy cops are going to get spooked by a 130lb person with a gun

a stiff breeze would take you out

cock gun that loads like a shotgun and just rips it off your body at 100 mph

I mean...

can you weld a pipe on that to make it 15x longer

like, comically long

burn it

nice

you can buy a really nice NFT with that

Nfts are the new money making scheme apparently

With how expensive eth gas is you make a buncha money apparently

gas was cheap for a few weeks

but yeah, it's been climbing pretty fast

gas is a buck 40 per litre here

is so fucking retarded