general

he 100% keeps a list

and cross checks people who join on the list

Known Phijkchu members

idk if known phijkchu members or just people he hates in general

but he for sure has a list

New mission

Acquire the list

We need the list to recruit new members

someone go link guude rubert.plus

Why

all is still well

day two at the farm

I would never, I am a farmer now

ok so is the dog fenced in or did they have to fence in mint?

In order for mint to become more like mini they took on the role of being a farmer

are you salting the pigs?

yeah its revolutionary

you do the food prep before the animal dies

makes em taste better

Fucking boomer hit my car

Does this mean

I'm free

do you get the title of worst driver in the cult now

She took full responsibility

So what happened

full speed? slowly backed into you?

hold on ill draw a picture while im on hold with my insurrence

oh lol

Gartic phone time

Wait for the jim stream with a game

I was at a stop sign and she came around the corner into my lane

wait

lmao

that's the most retarded collision I could have imagined

same thing happened to spooky

she hit you head on?

yeah

ope

worth the guess

born in 56

So what's the deal, you visiting some friends farm, or are you living on some farm commune now?

spent hours getting the freaking chickens in

no

we did the rover thing

and it's a farm

the place is nasty

I'm with my roomate here

she didn't want to be alone

litterally the place has clothes and shit everywhere, terrible internet, the beds and shit were nasty af we had to leave last night and drive back down this morning

like 8 dogs

tons of cats

so pictures some preppy girl and some gay af looking guy just dropped in this shit

just a weird experience

you don't fit either of those descriptions Mint

I'm going to be honest

lmao

if anything you look a guy, whose mom bought him nothing but hipster clothes all his life

ope

don't worry I got a 1.75l everclear bottle and it was 4 carts for a 100, we set

so, I'll venmo you the money for this

take one of those bottles

and pour it into one of those pigs from earlier

I want to see a drunk ass hog

do the one you salted already

I just left for the parties

sorry

oof

ok next time

just salt and do it to a fat guy

we will be back

at the party

^

or at least my roommate

ope

can do pika

you have to salt him first though

no explanation just throw salt at him

good thing I'm driving to your city