general

chris chan got away

got a new puppy though

thats poggers

he was born like end of june

white girls something something

of course spooky sexualizes the 6 week old

Fuck Windows 10

4 hours, to fix something that works nativity on linux and Win7

that you wouldn't think was a W10 bug.... but it is

and by "fix" I mean realize you can't fix it, and just use another OS

Just put a fleshlight in the can and it’s just as good as a normal wife

if Regi could figure out a way to make those at scale

I bet they'd sell well at his store

So i had the weirdest dream tonight

The combine from half life had taken over earth and my brother busted me out of prison in this airplane/spaceship

It was controlled by an xbox controller, where the buttons were used to call different people and B button was used to call spooky

And so i called spooky to ask what was going on and if he had a plan because for some reason i thought he would, and he responded that basically the best thing to do was to just wake up, have your coffee, and try to find more coffee, essentially he had no plan just trying to scavenge to get by

And apparently growing coffee plants was considered contraband, so i decided to do that to stick it to the combine

Oh and @Spooky Phijkchu also had a submarine

Then eventually we found @Phijkchu_Pikachu who had been missing, and all got on the same spaceship, essentially just trying to scavenge in the pacific to get by, and avoid the combine who were after us

Since we were like, "individuals" like gordon freeman

Most of it was just us having different small encounters where we tried to find stuff and not get caught by the combine

At one point, I did the thing sir schmoopy does in episode 4, and exploded on a bunch of stalkers, and everyone was all sad then i was like you should put me back in my body, cause apparently i had the crystal he had, and Spooky was like, nice reference

And there was this really long filler arc with an enviormentalist message

We had found this cave with two big sources of fish and clams, that had somehow not been polluted at all by the combine

And spooky wanted to just farm it all immedeatley, but I was like, "no, we should preserve this!", and he got a bunch of big like, machines and stuff to get it all, and there was a lot of drama

And apparently we had calculated that if we took more than a certain amount of fish, the combine would notice us

So @Spooky Phijkchu decided that we should just take everything until it got there were like 200 000 left of each

But then, one day, I brought up how, what if the number was counting both the sources, and not each one individually

And spooky was like, shit, and then was like, we have to get out of here, and the combine had laid an ambush for us, and we just barely got out

And then Spooky agreed to be more of an enviormentalist

Then we found this big shrine in the sky, where we used the crystal to fight one of three bosses, then we had to find two more, to beat all three bosses, so that we could fight the final boss, which would somehow defeat the combine

So we beat the second boss of-screen, and then backtracked a bunch to all different places, since we had a bunch of places we could like, warp to, and we searched like, everywhere, but we couldnt find the third crystal

There were all these different areas with names we could warp to

But then thats where it ended, with us searching for the third crystal

that’s cool and all but have you thought that maybe this is cooler

I'm glad I made the cut Zyton

Me on a submarine makes me chuckle

Finally

classic lssu

great dream

@PirateMan64 I unarchived the phijkchu dream journal thread, repost that entire thing there for dream lore sake

Alright spooky I made another abomination

I love how you key these things in when you make them

seeing the order on the display is actually amazing

I never knew you could sub tortilla for buns

That means people can order chicken wraps still if they know how

I assume you have the tortillas for breakfast wraps

I can't imagine they're the same as the old lunch/dinner wraps

They are exactly the same

I was thinking of these wraps

the old ones that everywhere used to have, before breakfast egg wraps became so popular

I could beleive they are all the same now

Never liked those

I don't even know what makes the tortillas so different

but it's night and day

Yoooo you can

Fuck, they blocked Minecraft

pog

rip

Who

remember that jim stream where he played the bullying song

its that guy