Yeah, as a butane torch substitute, it's fun
general
Monday, July 26, 2021
But it's not really a "flamethrower"
Those are way better at bursting into flames though
that is a huge range
Kappa
Hello
hello
Pirate, you have not posted for a while
how are you
not true i asked that one guy for a screenshot of his desktop
that was 2 days ago
that was a while
2 days?
thought it was yesterday
says the 24th Kappa
clearly I am correct even if I am not right
maybe
anyway i'm pretty fine, no new loot lately though
plunder is to be expected but nothing special
booty is harder ever since covid ass tunnel shit
treasure is almost a relic with the internet and shit
there aren't
there are more
year day month second hour minute
that is the phijkchu way
no you have to evaluate the whole date
so today is 1.3321661020819853081109884672477e-4
aka its 2021-26-07-17-21-12
god you reminded me of my retarded python code
that found all the unique ways to divide year/month/day
did i ever tell you how i told that same problem to another person who also happens to go the same school as you
probably
did they solve it
they arrived at a similar answer but it was not identical
yeah it depends on some factors. What year you go to, if you account for leap years, etc
I forget what the percentage we settled on was
of unique combos
why is it 42%
we found the question
let me see if I can find the code so I can run it
guntry boy why is it 42%
Replying to reorruatrnte #toughbrook why is it 42%
The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything,"
29.1%
interesting
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
Replying to heir #hyrrulfr Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.
weak
wait
was there a second new person
after the first one
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ pedophiles. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute little mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick penis slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the semen more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her soft slender thighs, penis poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal vagina, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with semen, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd stroke your hands all over her hairless body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that penis is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot semen spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered vagina for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her hands dig into your back as she feels your penis hardening inside her again.
You're all sick.
did they both look for porn
bob is the second new person
he's cool, he plays fire emblem
oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i broke her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.