general

here are free streams (probably should have an adblocker)

but it won't have all of the non-televised sports

Seems like this one on the site had the main thing

http://allsportsmedia.live/novo/olympics/nbc/

oh, the replay of the march

I liked how they penalized Russia, by not letting them use their flag

so all their athletes are dressed in red/white/blue for *no reason*

This reminds me of those bootleg anime streams from tokyo television with live translations from the past

We're already losing

Apparently they are first in shooting

All these events are gonna be at annoying hours due to the timezone difference

luckily

the only thing worth watching in the olympics is the opening ceremony

it's an 11 hour difference

the rest is filler

so the events go from 7PM EST - 9AM EST

My mom came in to tell me that the middle east countries are all doing well in the shooting sports

And that she wasn't surprised

are you still crying

No

Would be weird if she came in while you were crying to tell you that, then left without mentioning you crying

the refugee team finished behind a woman who broke their gun and stopped after the 3rd shot

literally hit the target once out of 10 shots

Dang they're hosting 2028 Summer Olympics in a third world country

those olympics are the best

Gent's homeland

the commentators made a point that the 2020 olympics were almost hosted in Azerbaijan

and how nice that would have been

unaware that the countries in a serious war right now

Imagine all the olympians have assigned armed guards

Do you pronounce it mont-e-ne-gro or mont-a-nig-row

Mountain-negro

I like how the one japanese guy attempts to pronounce it, follow by the one english announce, and the japanese guy sometimes attempting to correct it

Some countries have retarded names

Olympics is just reminding people that some countries exist

Paralympic ad

OH RIGHT

which is just humanity asking how fucked can a human body be while still being able to win at a sport

with technological augmentation

Mars Olympics 2056

I mean

if he was looking for porn

do we give him porn role

and nothing else?

better idea

lets just give him karp chat and only karp chat

you have the power to do as you wish

I'll just let pika make a decision when he wakes up

unless someone else thinks we should bother to do something right now

@Laplace this is general, figure the rest out

no memes in general sorry, thats strike 2

you're dying of c for cringe

Never wake up

you re stuopd

hell yeah!

lets go brother!

what is your nationality

i forgor to be sad

this is required for documentation

state of residence?

if its ohioan i swear to god

I'm banning eveyone from ohio

there may be hot singles in your area

if you are Ohioan of course

the bullet or the trigger?

@Phijkchu_Pikachu when you wake up judge this monkey

we will see

How does one get from this to phjikchu?

But how did you get to the wiki? By random?

I guess I accidently found a hamtaro discord through old 2002 fansites for random anime of that time, so I guess a rabbit hole can lead you to many places.

Well, any interest in shit talking a now irrelevant Tabletop gaming/minecraft youtuber?

Well if you need a good introduction I would recommend any of these 3 videos

The last one is a joke

it's actually unlistenable