general

someone is dying on that

why would you preserve a chicken nugget

just eat it man

The Olympics opened with DragonQuest music

Sorry I’m late

why’re your legs all messed up

spending a lot of time on your knees?

Diabetus

I got a message from a girl from a dating website and we exchanged numbers. She shared her nudes with me and asked me for mine in a very smart and convincing way. I did so and then she asked me for identity saying that she needs to make sure I am a genuine guy. I shared my WatCard, after which she started threatening she'll share my nudes everywhere if I don't give $500 to help her sister out. I know I made a very stupid mistake but should I be worried? She sent my watcard and pics to UWaterloo page on facebook too and sent me a screenshot after which I told her it's a criminal offence and I will report her if she carries on and blocked her. I am wondering how will university take this?

what the fuck is wrong with that reddit lmao

my university is special

its a cs major btw

because of course it is

ope

anyways tl;dr on this copypasta

ope

he's a retard who got catfished and send his fucking student card to the catfisher along with his cock

ope

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>not disabling the ping

>same

also as expected

not that canada is not going to have a like 90% voluntary vax among the agegroup anyways

that seems like a compromise

dorms require vaxx, campus doesn't

I assume both sides were pushing for all-or-nothing, and they met in the middle with this

I don't think there is basically any of the other side

like I said, we are going to have like 90% compliance with vax

I am getting my second one tonight

then why do they not have armed guards posted around campus, scanning your tattooed barcodes for your vaxx status?

because the honour system will actually mostly work here

unlike the states where 60+% of people are going to just lie and say they have it

then why not extend it for the whole campus? why just the dorms

idk what the fuck their on campus plans are

that's the part that makes me think this was a compromise

they are probably still going to do mixed learning

they 100% wouldn't put this out, if they were going to make a blanket rule for the campus

if anyone does virtual learning in the fall

they're retarded

I didn't get this email, so either they took me off the campus wide email list since I graduated, or this was one faculty that sent an email early

In UWs case, I think its more because a lot of international students are going to have a hard time getting back in

especially all the chinks

is your border even open?

no

you fucks seem super corona paranoid for some reason

although they are letting people in with restrictions if they are fully vaxed and can prove it

LMAO

this is the best post

I hope it's real

yeah that's a good one too

I can believe it

based on his throwaway name

Someone should tell him he might just be dumb

he's a second year math

maybe third

since thats when you take ODEs

Bopit?

bopittheclown?!?

Also

I like how this term

>I am not failing all of my courses

>I might fail a course

lol

speaking of bopit, since the retard does not post these here but instead just in my notes server

he has had a second dream about fire's dick

LMAO

the dick folding tutorial dream was better though

Kappa but appak

"U.S. travellers who plan to enter Canada as of 12:01 a.m. EDT on Aug. 9 must have completed a full vaccination course with one of the four approved vaccines in Canada – Pfizer-BioNTech, Moderna, Oxford-AstraZeneca or Johnson & Johnson – at least 14 days prior to arrival. They will be exempt from quarantine and post-arrival testing unless randomly selected."

dude

imagine

getting randomly selected to quarantine