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This is the smartest grift I've seen

Guys, I can solve global warming, I just need to pay the Earth $90/month

lol

carbon is neutral though

it does not have a charge

checkmate climatists

you'd probably score pretty low on their quiz

since your a bus chad

>doesn't even list canada

low is still like 10 dollars

Look Max, they have to scam you somehow

i put in low for basically everything

and it was like 14 bucks

lol

How do you uncarbon

I assumed electricity use was my entire household so that dragged it up

this is the cost of just existing

according to this site

I put my dolar values at 0

am a vegan

etc

glad to know if everyone was homeless, ate nothing, did nothing, the earth would still warm

If a whole year of not driving cars didn't make a difference, soy patties won't either

its almost like its super corperations and china

that are the real issue

but no eat the bugs

lol

My wheelchair runs on gas

Yeah I take 300 long and short flights a year

I’m a pretty big deal

I eat 135 servings of beef a week

I broke it

You did it pika

Having a 1 million sq ft house

really is a huge deal

that's surprisingly affordable

to be fair spooky

I also set it to spend like 100k a month

on electricity

no I mean to avert the 1-month until temperature rise or whatnot

(also 100 servings of red meat/chicken/dairy a week)

also, why does everyone quote that 1.5C number all the time

if that something from one of Gretta's prophesies?

its the paris accord target

is it a random number though?

like, why not 1.6C

its a round multiple of .5?

idk

its arbitrary

so it's kind of like saying an apple a day keeps the doctor away

it doesn't really mean anything

but people like eating apples

1k a day keeps global warming at bay

Theres no box for 600w of eth mining

Lol at that plane tip

that is such bullshit

Literally "make your life less comfortable/convenient to help the planet"

the plane is the thing emitting

if you fly economy versus a higher level, same level of emissions

Theyre implying let them pack you in like sardines

Your right, the difference would be ~0

But you know some people believe that

Mmmm sardines

You'd still weigh the same so even that wouldnt work

American style sardines

Who needs tasty, slightly oiled fish

When you can deep fry them

I don't consider oil-packed tins to be slightly oiled

Oh yeah, if you eat them straight

I usually grill mine

You get raw sardines?

I've never cooked fresh sardines myself