general

You could blow away in the wind

Oh so you have home turf advantage now?

spooky drove into a ditch because he was checking out a child. Just bring someone below the age of 12 with you

and spooky is an easy kill

woudlnt that just

They’ll die of shock seeing my actual legs

power him up pika

its like a prize

How old is dan now

I win

if he kills them

he gets the child

spooky would probably kill himself and max in the drive there though

True, but I still think in the split second he'd be distracted

dan is a yearish older than me

so 19-20

umbreon is 11, time has been standing still since phijkchu formed

so

i have a homemade supressor

this part isn't a joke

Good one spooky

BWALDING RN SPOOKY

LMAO

There's a chance I'm bringing an 18 year old girl along

your sister?

Yeah, max akito

no

to dans thing?

she doesn't have to come meet Umbreon, in fact it's probably better she doesn't

is she going to join the phijkchu cult

oh an intern

if so she should meet umbreon

yup

nice

lmao

for a second by

she's not even my intern

recruitment drive

intern

by 18 year old girl

and i was confused

Internment camp

>18

>girl

wait who interns

at 18

im 18

what could have tipped you off

max is a baby

Max is 18 and certainly not a woman

yeah im not a woman

im a girl

smh

thats not true I got dmed a drivers liscensens that proves you are not 18 several years ago

wtf kind of intern is this spooky

a dumb one

the one that sucks di

is she hot

atleast

she's also fat

yeah probably

shes 18

max is trans confirmed

oh

I knew it

not spookies type

like, not Pika tier

what is her position

okay so

useless intern

got it

but easily 250lb

well

you were trying to bribe me with a fat prostitute

you have fun with that spooky!

cant believe this

rusp, if spooky's gift for you was this fat 18 year old