general

it was a good deal man

tbh im just returning the old one

ill mine with it till the new one comes

give me it

i need a new pc

wait I actually need to get a new computer

how much u payin for pc, -gpu, i keep that

Oh we betting

cool

1 dollar

no one out bid me

bruh I need that thing lol

2 dollars

1 million dollars

2.01

million grains of sand

Alright I am backing out

POG

yeah i fold

edits are not binding in a court of law

you are fucked

no saving yourself

?

yeah have fun counting that sand

also counting it

needs to be 2.01 million

exactly

he can have extra

no

you still have to count it regardless so actually sure

I'll use math to get eithin an order of magnitude

because you need to make sure there is at least 2.01

math is not acceptable

ok bu5

no bu6

i raise to bu8

you would have had to count 100 million pennies

bu9

take it or leave it

you know how auctions should work

you bet until everyone folds, then the winner only has to pay 1 cent more than the next highest bet

so if I bet 1 million and you say 2 million you actually only need to pay 1 million and 2 cents

sort of as a bonus for determination

that breaks the entire system though

not really

let me give an example

pika bets 100

I bet 10000

if pika wants to be further

i bet infinity

he has to bet 10000 and 1 cent

infinity is not a number

however

if he doesn't

you are right

I get it for 100 and 1 cent

I bet e^pi^1000

i bet -10

give me money

literally whoever bets second always wins

okay but

thats why you shoot the guy who bets second

this is a lawless auction

this isn't an auction

it's actually just a duel

Its a nepopoly duel

right now

fine

lets go

no

man who is free doesnt want to play games

sus

I don't want to play a 10 hour game of nepopoly at 10

SEVEN DOLLARS REGI

bet is currently at 1 million

actually

sorry

uh huh

if you want everything but the gpu for 600+whatever it costs to ship id send it to you