general

anyone who dies gets superadmin

It’s meme time

You can't die

the dutch live to be like 500

its a known fact

I’ve already died at least 3 times according to California terror attack headlines

The Dutch get ear circumcisions to hide their identities

I always knew Dutch cuisine wasn’t real

To own them?

They just got owned

Daily status check

Let’s see

mint is that one a self own?

Are you saying you’re hiding the face of a man?

Bio and Zyton still the same

who am i shooting now

The person you’re most statistically likely to shoot

I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman. Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conservative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the 'even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animè (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior). You MUST fulfill the following requirements:

• Asian
• Woman
• Aged NO MORE THAN 23
• - and NO LESS THAN 16
• Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.
• - but not 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them
• Like sushi, animè, and video games. BONUSES include:
• Japanese heritage
• Large collection of animè and manga
• Glasses
• Interest in cosply and roleplaying
• Traditional Ladies' education I must stress again that this is for SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.

wait

this was an actual opst

years ago

didnt dan post the same thing to the mal group

its like the only post on there or something

yes it was

it was a shitpost though

spooky posted it to the mal group

iirc

oh spooky not dan

I just want a softer body man, gettin flamed out here for needing a better ass 😔

feeling ya there

skin care is huge

get an exfoliating scrub

that stuff is magical

How about you just fucking kill yourself

I just need a softer harder body man, getting flamed out here for needing a better ass abs

Whoa dude, those two are exactly the same thing?

yes

I can't tell if you're legitimately this stupid or joking

all of the above

But maybe if someone wrenches your head off with his bare hands you'll know the difference

I try to be so narrow minded and a hate filled bigot, so how do these people keep showing up here??

Anime made the others too mentally weak

tfw spooky missed lego

because the second ping will really alert him compared to the first

oops

I just woke up

uh

heeeeeyyyyy everyone

fuck that's true fire...

I totally said 8:20PM EST

It's Lego time

Don't make me regret this

I’d join but I’m at work so nah

I'll try to schedule for a better time next week

8?

8 feels lower than

the others

does the audio sound quiet for anyone else?

might have been 10

mine is maxed and it still sounds quiet to me

sounds fine

fro me

bopit is going deaf

no there were 8

s2

STAR WARS

rip

I can make it louder

one sed

NO ONE'S EVER REALLY GONE

PIKAS BACK

I love how they bring poor Jordie back

over and over again

COVID JOKES

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