general

Dan, you're homeless btw

If i shaved I would not look homeless

But like come on

Your mom and I discussed, it's best you move out now

I gotta use a razor??

im commiting patricide

one time I accidentally went to cleavland instead of toledo on my way back from spring break

Your parrot already passed away, Danny

Classic mistake

was trying to get back to michigan

Sorry we hid it from you

NOOOO

all cities in ohio are the same

cleveland and toledo both suck

they all start with cs

This is your fault Gent

atleast cleveland has the browns

I've been to most big cities in ohio

and they all look

exactly the same

my gps said it was faster

It's okay, it tasted pretty decent

took the turnpike thing

all big cities look the same

Yeah

colombus looks like nyc

I dont think parrot would be a good bird to cook

I agree

but it just looked weird on the map

what is the third big city with the c

columbus

cincinnati

You have to use a tropical accompaniment, like pineapple barbecue glaze

cleveland

that does sound good

ah

but you could just do that to a chicken

Eat the parrot raw?

or any similar bird

EW

whenever I look at the population of ohio

it always supprises me

You realize the army is coming

it's like a sleeper state

Ohio will conquer

no big big cities

because you often look at the population of ohio

Corn cob canon

but like a good amount of big enough cities

11 million and strong

and it adds up

Remember how ohio decides every election

We run this country

You know how it definitely didn't do that in 2020

(besides last election)

(because cheating)

homeless people are running our country

bc the dems stole the election

we're fucked

most states with high populations are either just really big states, or have a major city in them

Ohio has corn

And soy

And wheat

and child trafficking

^^^

true

That's hollywood

Also true

I like those big giant spinning swing set looking things

the solution to child trafficking is to kill children

-child trafficker

Where is my son dan

wheres my dad rusp

Hes typing

actually though, the geography of ohio supprises me, y'all got like cool cliffs and caves and stuff, southern michigan doesn't have that

Nigger

ohio has hills

and plains

The hilly part of ohio sucks

exciting