Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Gent Apr 4, 2021 7:22 PM general

Sent a bomb threat

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:22 PM general

Her first week on the job, and there hasn't been a single client suicide yet

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:22 PM general

our most promising hire by far

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:23 PM general

Then you hear a gunshot

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:23 PM general

I'll get you booked for a DIY dialator session right away

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:24 PM general

$94.99 has been debited from your account, we'll follow up with you to setup your appointment time sometime in early June

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:24 PM general

We’ll send you a plastic coat hanger and a bottle of bud light

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:24 PM general

hang her?

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

sure

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

Hang her?

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

No thanks

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

I’m already hung

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

ill kill you

Gent Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

You're her?

Gent Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

Gay?

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

Well no

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

She doesn’t need to be hung if I am

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

alright whoever voted for rusp

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

you just won the betting pool

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

someone did didnt they

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:25 PM general

No

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

Karp

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

Oh karps not a person

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

picked

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

the two least

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

likely

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

people

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

LOL I just watched a cop pull into a parking lot to sit and watch 2 black guys that were talking, and one of them pulled out a camera and the cop immediately sped off

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

wait fuck I can't read

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

????

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

????

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

??????

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

Bopit

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:26 PM general

You are a retard

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

I read it backwards

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

We literally

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

Said who voted for me

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

You dumbass

Gent Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

Bopit was too excited

Gent Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

😳

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

i want a public apology from bopit

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

Sorry Bopit

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:27 PM general

yeah and I wasn't reading chat and was busy fining pika's post

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

You’re gonna have to find another boypit

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

sure umbreon

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

kill yourself

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

Im not interested

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

yeah

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

he's guilty

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

cancel this man

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

Bopit tried to groom me

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

He told me fate was good

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

But look at what it did to him

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

😭

Lute Apr 4, 2021 7:28 PM general

how do you cancel someone who is already canceled?

Gent Apr 4, 2021 7:29 PM general

He's a complete weeb, he only eats ramen everyday

Rusp Apr 4, 2021 7:29 PM general

We put whiteout over your crossed out name

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:29 PM general

Reggie

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:29 PM general

what does that mean?

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 4, 2021 7:30 PM general

they started recording the cop?

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Apr 4, 2021 7:33 PM general

Ye

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:09 PM general

So I'm rob and went for a walk

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:10 PM general

did you get coughed on?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:10 PM general

no

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:10 PM general

did you wear a mask?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:10 PM general

my families walking trail is through the woods

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:10 PM general

god no

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:11 PM general

good

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:11 PM general

do you own your own walking trail?

RIBA Apr 4, 2021 8:11 PM general

Did you wear a flower crown

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:11 PM general

like is it just in your backyard?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:11 PM general

no

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:11 PM general

are there not forests where you live

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:12 PM general

you made it sound like it was in your backyard

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:12 PM general

I mean, the woods are like a 5 minute walk

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 4, 2021 8:12 PM general

from my house

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:12 PM general

yeah and I

Lute Apr 4, 2021 8:12 PM general

have a trail that's 20 feet from my front door

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 5, 2021 11:56 AM general

https://www.androidcentral.com/its-official-lg-exiting-smartphone-business

It's official: LG is exiting the smartphone business

LG has confirmed in a regulatory filing that it is exiting the smartphone business. The South Korean manufacturer failed to turn a profit in the category in the last five years and was unable to secure a buyer for its mobile unit.

www.androidcentral.com

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 5, 2021 11:57 AM general

Is Samsung the last non-chinese smartphone company left?

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