general

simple got payed

As someone who doesn’t really like simpleflips I am okay with shitting on him for frivolous reasons

XD

He's actually gay

He’s also just not funny

how obvious was it that better help was shit anyway

very

Very

Very

Obvious

Which is why boogie supported it

not as bad as candid

b/c I kind of saw it as a lot of people getting swept up in it as some sort of mob mentiality

but still bad

Going to betterhelp for actual help is like asking me for help with your mental health

this one's pretty cringe too

Rusp

Candid at least acknowledged god

its like dming me for help

i need some mental help

Okay

Go look at naked anime women

Forget long term happiness

i left my fridge running

I’m in it for the short run

what should i do

Dan

You better go catch it dumbass

Invest into the first cryptocurrency you see

Invest every dollar you own in etherium

And ride the rocket

Mr. Dippold, I'm going to prescribe you 3 hours of Rawb.tv

that should fix you right up

no wonder american health is shit

they give you rawb tv as medicine

idk I agree that it's absolutly a mistake not to look into an advertizer but it's not something I can fault him over significantly

he made a mistake

I'm sure he regrets it

you're a mistake

He’s the expert on mental health

He told me so

same thing with facebook trap

i looked at booba

and now im cured

Told you

wise words

this is why i reccomend Rusp

If you only think about being horny you can’t think about your actual issues

have you thought about growing your own bobba Mr. Dippold?

Hmm?

sorry

Ms. Dippold

it's not like he doubled down on it and tried to defend it when all the bad stuff came out about it either

who voted for dan

it's settled

at least not that I know of

I'm prescribing you a high dosage FDA approved supplement you should take tri-daily

i tried to think of a funny quip to say

but i couldnt think of anything

so

Classic

fuck you

go die

See my treatment is working

No time to think about anything else

Perhaps we should transfer you to a different agent

here at better help, we pride ourselves at employing several therapists who can help you

instead of brain there is booba

Patching you into Mada003

He’ll get you fixed right up

i hate this patch

Ms. Mada003 would be a great fit for you ma'am

Sent a bomb threat

Her first week on the job, and there hasn't been a single client suicide yet

our most promising hire by far

Then you hear a gunshot

I'll get you booked for a DIY dialator session right away

$94.99 has been debited from your account, we'll follow up with you to setup your appointment time sometime in early June