general

makes like a

plop

noise

how would you type out the current minecraft hurt sound

Nigger

it sounds like hitting meat

with your hand

If you listen closely I feel like I'm right

We know you're right dude

stop talking about politics

ugh

Minecraft hurt noise is a plunk

notch punched a transgender irl and that was the hurt sound

(hes a nazi)

you're a notch

We need to kill someone irl in minecraft to settle this

neo notchy

Were you sitting on that one

no

he was standing for it

the disrespectful fuck

wait

shit

the jokes are the only things that come to my brain in a timely manner

everything else is pigslop

pigstep

Wait

Far

hataan

Stal

Stal

damn you

Blocks

Mall

chirp

ward

Strad

13

11

Melohi

we did it

Make that a sentence

all great tracks for Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch

Sakurlied

sakura?

she's a nice girl

who

gamer

miss gamer?

sakura gamers

Coom

Custard from Custards Revenge Is the next smash bros character

Finally

some fucking custard in smash

Mr Revenge

Kills the injins with heart disease

first name Custard

i cant believe it

theyre finally doing it

lennod in smash

no

yes

Wasn't the objective of that game to rape injin women before getting caught or something

The first real gamer moment in history

Alright guys

phijkchu dream #4

has occured

this time, umbreon, myself, my grandpa, and a small dog (I do not recognize the dog) when on an adventure

started out with us waiting for a bus, umbreon gets on the bus and sits behind my grandpa because he wants to fuck with his for a laugh

then it cuts to us on a boat with icebergs all around us (he is still fucking with my grandpa for a laugh)

then at some point in turned into a zombie story

isn't your grandfather dead in the Phijkchu cannon?

maybe that plays into how it becomes a zombie dream

all I remember was umbreon was really in character

also physically he had the body of my one childhood friend who I imagine umbreon has a similar physique to

I don't like this timeline where you fuck your grandfather who's inhabiting the body of a child

no umbreon was

not my grandpa

lmao

Dan just wanted to kill the dog