general

Not that your need to drive would stop you

If I ever saw one of you in real life there’s a non zero percent chance I would physically assault you

This goes for the whole cult

rusp, don't lie

You and I are supposed to fight if we meet

we'd keep that fact hidden Rusp

you and I would hang out

until the end

play smash or some shit

you would hit on my mom

then leave

And then I would bash your skull in and take my claim of Phijkchu once and for all

claim a rotting group

Claim it to instantly destroy it

You'd have to defeat the entire line of succession

Forcefeed him to death

If I end up having to stay in VA for a different auction we will see about a meetup

to claim the throne

umbreon is in charge if I die

But nc is kinda far

Is it not rule by strength

I'll handle the Max-wrangling part

Is it perhaps rule by weight

good point

except

dolf is not in charge

@Dolfin Good news

Oh

How much does Dolf weigh??

more then me

He has to face you and measure

If you bring more horse cum I would appreciate it not being dumped on me

Dolf was 350.... we stopped getting updates though

and I am 350 as well

but he is a heavier 350

He ate an entire summer camp

PIKA

A jewish 350

when did you gain 50 pounds

I have always been 350

what are you talking about

Tree fiddy

it has never changed

He has been consistent on that

I... thought you were 300 for some reason

I wish

lol

Just go on more walks

Oh right, spooky would barely recognize me again even though he's seen me once because i weigh like half of what i did then

Hey pika, have you ever thought of not being

HALF

half's an exageration for sure, but I could see it

He's gonna kill himself

hey gent, I have yes. It has not impacted my life much so I have not bothered

mostly depends on how short/long your hair is

Ok, 70%

Ah yes, being 350 pounds does not impact your life

Stunning and brave

It has not

in any way that is meaningful to me

Youd need more than 3 of me to equal a pika now

I can go for my walks

Wait

On the topic of meetups I still never want to meet anyone because I have autism when I first meet people

Walks to the sandwich shop

3 of me

Bad wordinf

>eating sandwiches

how do you weigh 115 Reggie?

also the only sandwich shops that exist in my area are subway

Well what do you get at that canadian place

and fuck subway

God, maybe I won't recognize you

Tim hortons?

if you really became Bopit

thats a coffee shop not a food shop

If I had to get food there though

crispy chicken

which is more a burger then a sandwich