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why the neptunia

lmao

pika baited probs

I mean it works I like nep

Ik Ik

I'll be back at some pint

put down the alcohol

gotta kick people out of my house

As is Chinese tradition, we eat the animal of the new year

ope

Based ammo company

Alright its happened again

I had a dream involving you fucks

this one was absolutely nonsensical

we were all playing a game (although it kinda morphed between being a game and being us in real life seamlessly several times)

the game was a nonsensical mashup of several games

it had wind waker boat overworld

metroid morph ball

princess connect style character upgrading

the map was nonsensical, I could not find the bathroom, and I shit myself. Then got mad at fire for refusing to tell me where the bathroom was

umbreon made fun of me for not finding the monkey item shop at the start of the game where you could buy the morph ball (among other upgrades)

at some point there were lolis in swimsuits that I interacted with

and then apparently the entire dream took place today because umbreon asked me when I was streaming huniepop 2

oh and I think a squad consisting of kaze, fire, (and I forget the 3rd person) I was with fucking abandoned me to explore the ww style overworld

Yeah you deserved it

Kaze you fuck, you were apart of the group that refused to tell me where the bathroom in the game was

I had shit in my pants

Too busy shitting yourself to come along and explore

I caught up to you

but yeah, I think the most realistic thing about that dream was umbreon making fun of me for not finding the monkey shop

ok but how many times did I win nepopoly in your dream?

while I am pretty sure you were in my dream, nepopoly never came up

actually, you might have been the 3rd in fire and kazes team

which is weird

because they would never team with you to explore

only people who place in top 3 in nepopoly get to know where the bathroom is

I probably offered them 1st.5 place if they abandoned you

also to clarify because that sometimes happens

because i shit myself in the dream

thankfully

post bedsheets or you actually did

I was wearing underwear to bed because it was cold on my junk lastnight

I can't get over how realistic umbreon was

his exact words were "man it was going to be funny watching you try to get on top of the mushroom without the morph ball" because I could not find the monkey shop

that is such an umbreon thing to say

>not a ligma joke

that's not something umbreon would say

he would instead say

morph these balls in your mouth idiot

no that is what you would say

umbreon was very character accurate

I feel like the part of your brain that makes dreams is just mush

lol

normally my dreams are less nonsensical

this one was all over the place though

I used to have nonsensical dreams only when I was like

7-12

But I haven’t really had one sense then

90% of the time I do not have dreams

I remember my dreams about 1/4 nights

Do you guys ever get dream part 2

Where you wake up and go immediately back to sleep

And it just continues

Because I get that a lot

yes

that was what this was

I woke up to my alarm, went back to bed

Those dreams are always the weirdest I find

Since I think waking up scrambles the dream

dream part 2 was kind of a semi timeskip though as I was back in the spawn area of the game instead of being with fire and his adventurers

Nice

Cool

All my dreams are mundane in the way that it's basically just are reality, sometimes with a bit of mysticism with some strange element, the more memorial ones are where I browse the dreams version of the internet. Like one where I was browsing a 2000s Game Boy Color Hacking Scene which made memorial game videos, some sincere, most ironic. Or one where there was a website with an incredibly long shady url that would curse or harm the user (like losing a limb) but would allow the person to buy strange otherworldly objects along with mundane ones like out of print games. And finally, what I assume was a twitter thread that was edited screenshots of something like love live in manga form, most similar to demolition d videos, where everyone shit talks each other, and at one point, the edits cause a secondary character to get hit by a train as a joke and edits them out from every scene there in after, to only reference that character again when the train company host a funeral for them when they find out who's body it was. There funeral is train themed, one character brings the fact that is pretty messed up as it's like if someone got mauled by a tiger and had a cat themed funeral. The screencap manga ended with a joke about them all being held back, which apparently in the dream I understood as a joke about how they all happened to go to the same college in a sequel series.

I thought this was a copypasta

because it was a wall of text

yeah, type more like Max

kappa

I separate sentences into distinct posts usually. It just feels weird to type out multiple sentences in one discord post.