general

Can't even touch coffee

too much caffeine, might go wild

I was surprised about how many people consumed alcohol and weed in high school

coffee hasn't and doesn't ever effect me at all

No wonder our school had zero standards for passing classes

My friends tried to goad me into drinking

Your friends are retarded

First time I had alcohol was when I was ~3 years old. Never had any since

But I am a man of god so I said no!

caffeine in general doesn't do much

wait

Caffeine has never affected me

alcohol at 3 years old

so

So he tasted a sip

I tried to drink coffee once when I had to wake up at 4 in the morning

And it really just does nothing to me

yeah, aparently if you have adhd that's extremely common

My dad and his friends (all Newfoundlanders) were drinking, and I was restricted in how much apple juice I was allowed to drink

I don't have ADHD?

??

stimulants become depressants in a lot of cases even

So they put beer in a plastic kids cup and told me it was apple juice

I'm just talking about my own experiences

Those things sound completely unrelated

Coffee doesn't affect me because I have the strongest blood known to man

of course

I took a mouthful and panicked, then ran to the sink to spray/spit it out everywhere

ope

I've drank maybe like

alcohol is nasty though I can agree with ya there

And you never recovered

Became a redditor

three sips of alcohol in my life

It tastes like piss

It doesn't

Well, does it?

Yes

Who's tasted piss

liqour tastes decent

as does wine

Alcohol tastes like alcohol

I dont remember what I tasted

but I dislike most beers

It was liquor i think

no idea what kind

especially the ones that get passed around at parties

and it tasted like ass

ope

liqour usually tastes like nothing, unless ya had a mixi or flavoured liqour, it's has like a different sorta thing

I have a personal vendetta against alcohol

a taste in your stomach

hard to explain

but that what makes liqour hard to drink

It's called liver failure

It makes you stupid

Case in point

I have a perfectly functional liver so far

we will see

I feel like despite being a sober lad

Pika could out-drink all of us

Combined

ooh, lets go

im down to test this theory

SAME

CAPS

ok what's the best way to force pika to consume alcohol

I like alcohol

vodka, gin and rum are great

some beer and ale is nice

wine is okay depending on the type

I'm running out of rackspace

I think I'm down to ~6U left

on one hand

i have a working server that i dont want to touch and a proper box is expensive

on the other, its just hard drrives stacked in a box since i dont have the trays for all of them, and i stripped out all its cooling fans so itd be quiet

on the 3rd hand, it looks like I may actually get gov handout money from taxes, so i could afford it

yeah, something about government handout money feels like a freebie