Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Gent Feb 4, 2021 8:29 PM general

Meanwhile in california https://twitter.com/ABC7Veronica/status/1357167055166869507

I can’t believe I’m saying this... a mask-less customer was turned away at Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles in Pasadena tonight. So he came back with a GUN, held up kitchen staff and robbed fried chicken, waffles and syrup. This is per the manager & police. Surveillance video coming!

Dolfin Feb 4, 2021 9:06 PM general

https://twitter.com/seamushughes/status/1357459933818720263?s=21

I’ve studied extremism for 15 years, I’ve reviewed mostly every court record for decades. I can honestly say very little surprises me. That said, I have absolutely no idea what to say about the Internet image the FBI used in a criminal complaint of the picture hanging on the wall

Gent Feb 4, 2021 10:28 PM general

https://twitter.com/iafsite/status/791565335619104768

We are #Pink @breastcancernow #BreastCancerAwareness

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 4, 2021 10:29 PM general

they are raising awareness by bombing Palestinians

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 4, 2021 10:29 PM general

based

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 6:11 AM general

https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1357489459273605120?s=21

It’s for your health! https://t.co/ITRr7PbPT8

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 6:11 AM general

Is fire ok

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:11 PM general

karp why do you only post gay cringe shit as your status

Rusp Feb 5, 2021 4:12 PM general

It’s in broken English too

Gent Feb 5, 2021 4:12 PM general

Mada-t the Internet Episode 1: "Rekarpted"

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:13 PM general

you saying mad at the internet reminded me of something josh informed me of

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:13 PM general

rusp

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:13 PM general

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:13 PM general

you can get your feederporn with less feed more porn now

Rusp Feb 5, 2021 4:14 PM general

You know you’re getting a pretty good deal for fat people on only fans

Rusp Feb 5, 2021 4:15 PM general

You’re paying for much more area

Dialga Feb 5, 2021 4:20 PM general

https://twitter.com/switch_persona/status/1357457079896838145

Are people still unironically religious in 2021? We have so much science that just disproves any chance of there being a God

Dialga Feb 5, 2021 4:20 PM general

this man brought up religion on the internet

Dialga Feb 5, 2021 4:20 PM general

he's basically dead

Rusp Feb 5, 2021 4:21 PM general

Strange to see people rally in support of religion in current year

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Feb 5, 2021 4:30 PM general

Religion is alright

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Feb 5, 2021 4:30 PM general

Good for teaching basic values and shit

Gent Feb 5, 2021 4:31 PM general

If only it got to you in time

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Feb 5, 2021 4:31 PM general

Wdym i had plenty of it

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 4:57 PM general

question atheists: say the big bang happened: what created the chemicals that caused the explosion?

Gent Feb 5, 2021 4:58 PM general

Damn, airtight argument

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:58 PM general

question Christians, If god is real then is he a terrorist for setting of the largest explosion in recorded history

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 4:58 PM general

"chemicals made those" ok what made the chemicals that made those chemicals?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:58 PM general

something something quantum fluctuations phonon modes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 4:59 PM general

etc etc

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 4:59 PM general

ok what made that

Gent Feb 5, 2021 4:59 PM general

Is this a joke or an actual question

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:00 PM general

my answer was a joke considering phonon modes are not related to the big bang at all

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:00 PM general

if god isnt real, why is my cock hard

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:00 PM general

if I am attracted to the idea of god, does that mean god is a child

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:00 PM general

if god is a child, does it mean god can age

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

well pika

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

god is you

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

and you are god

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

you are gods image

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

I am not attracted to me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

so this is false

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

qed god is not me

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

so the child you would be attracted to is baby pika

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

were you a cute 10 year old?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

I was a pretty fuckable baby

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

10

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

no

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

baby

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

yes

kaze Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

aaaaaaaa

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

wait

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

hold up

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:01 PM general

I literally have a trophy for runner up in being a fuckable baby

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

>fuckable baby

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

fbi we got him

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

sorry

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

mounties we got him

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

is it pedophilia to want to fuck yourself as a baby?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

legal question

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

masturbationm

kaze Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

the age-old question

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

can I rape my clone if my clone is a baby

kaze Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

would you fuck a clone of yourself?

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Feb 5, 2021 5:02 PM general

No

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

I also would not fuck a clone of myself

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyqyc5AIOo

Robot Chicken - Clone Trooper Curiosity www.youtube.com

kaze Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

also a better question, even though unrelated

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

Maybe if I was more attractive id say yes

kaze Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

if you had to fuck a mermaid, would you want the top or bottom half to be the fish?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

left half

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

actually, back half

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

hear me out

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

anal is gross anyways

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

ok

Phijkchu_Pikachu Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

front half has all the parts you want

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:03 PM general

so if you were to eat a mermaid

🐝🌯🌯🌯💥 Feb 5, 2021 5:04 PM general

Top half human

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:04 PM general

is the bottom half fish and the top half red meat?

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:04 PM general

what is the meat in the middle

Dolfin Feb 5, 2021 5:04 PM general

is it clear cut

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