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@Phijkchu_Pikachu convince rusp

crying pissing and shitting

Rusp if you do not come back

you will be forced to post in gacha chat

How do I come back

and become a fate fag again

Help

Help

lol

Gent its February get your christmas pfp off

Gas yourself, christmas kicks your jew ass all year every year

Combine christmas and February, be nigger pete

also inclusive for fire

Just something to ponder while you think about me tonight - "[Love] hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science." This is of course a quote from Rick and Morty (which you knew of course, considering you're statistically the perfect woman for me), and also the reason why I've left my dating life up to science (or the Aphrodite project to be exact), and I assume you have too. If you are in fact my consummate match, you must have the same striking good looks and unmistakable charms as I- but alas, I can only fantasize fantastical fabrications (and you should too). I unfortunately haven't had luck with online dating in the past (by the way, eat a dick Emma from CS, I know you browse here), but I will leave our fate together in Aphrodite's hands, "K Sara Sara" as they say in the language of love. But, herein lies the problem - matches come out 2021-02-13 (that's Feb 13th for the uninitiated). I couldn't possibly wait over a week to meet the love of my life, fire of my loins! So, ladies, I compel you - shoot me a messagerino on reddit or discord (lols I don't use mainstream social media - sorry normies, you're out ¯( ツ )/¯). Yes, that's all ladies, I metaphorically have nothing to lose. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you!

hey look rit is mega gay still

Us Ohioans hate Jews

It’s just the truth

(White passing)

Why'd you post the same flag again

I’m color blind

They just look grey

You're a dog

you're his next meal

Me talking to my food

I misread that as you talking about food

which also works because you condemn us for not following the macromicronutriet diets

ur fat

Ir fat indeed

god

amber alerts are annoying

Spooky's calling card

idk max I like learning that some kid went missing a 20 hour drive from my house

Yeah it’s funny that they don’t realize they went missing 20 hours ago

lol right pika

Pika doesn't drive, retard

3 in the morning

while i was trying to sleep

hear me out

turn your phone off

when you go to bed

yeah pika's mom drives him

his whole family is in on it

ok but then you have to turn it on again

yes and?

I turn my phone off at night and back on in the morning

pika i would honestly forget to turn it back on

I do that too

i go days without even touching the thing

luckily

it does not matter at all

if you do not turn it on

>having to wait 10 seconds foe your phone to turn on

>not turning on your phone as you are going towards the bathroom so by the time you get there it is on

>not spending your gacha stamina in bed b/c you are too lazy to get up

>playing your phone in bed

I play my gacha shit at my desk

bed is more comfortable and therefore superior

idk you either have to lift your arms up, or lay on one of your arms on your side to do the mobile thing

at desk you just slouch over and tap

I also have a good desk/chair though so maybe that is why I prefer it

maybe

you also apparently lack arm strength if you complain about lifting your arms Kappa

I am not complaining, I am just saying comparatively

that negates the comfort of being in bed

Bopit i also spend my gacha stamina in bed

im with you there

you are in bed with bopit?

fag

i dont play fgo anymore

so unlikely

bopit is skinny, basically a child

it checks out you are a pedo now

ANYMORE???

he quit because its a bad game