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July 17, 2020 – Present
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Just something to ponder while you think about me tonight - "[Love] hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science." This is of course a quote from Rick and Morty (which you knew of course, considering you're statistically the perfect woman for me), and also the reason why I've left my dating life up to science (or the Aphrodite project to be exact), and I assume you have too. If you are in fact my consummate match, you must have the same striking good looks and unmistakable charms as I- but alas, I can only fantasize fantastical fabrications (and you should too). I unfortunately haven't had luck with online dating in the past (by the way, eat a dick Emma from CS, I know you browse here), but I will leave our fate together in Aphrodite's hands, "K Sara Sara" as they say in the language of love. But, herein lies the problem - matches come out 2021-02-13 (that's Feb 13th for the uninitiated). I couldn't possibly wait over a week to meet the love of my life, fire of my loins! So, ladies, I compel you - shoot me a messagerino on reddit or discord (lols I don't use mainstream social media - sorry normies, you're out ¯( ツ )/¯). Yes, that's all ladies, I metaphorically have nothing to lose. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you!

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