general

the genie forcing us to fight this hippo did not think it was epic rusp

could we beat a gorilla

I am the genie

You are my pawns

Hmm....we'd have to scare it

whoa

gent this is your area of expertise

Do we get to make weapons

If we find sticks and rocks

Gorilla's have stronger self-preservation instincts I think

you could try rusp but

And react to intimidation mind games

idk how youd do with that

You’re not piercing hippo skin without a sharp object

if you can make a sling we're all set

ok if we get to make weapons then I think we win

Human teeth aren’t really made for

Make yourself look big, show your teeth, and scream

Ripping

What Rusp said

against the gorilla at least

I think we could beat the gorilla

You physically aren't breaking hippo hide, lion teeth can't without it being dead

not the hippo

No no

You crush a hippo's throat

I think the gorilla would fuck us

Really?

Because it’s more actively capable of fighting back

Gorilla is tougher for sure

okay

They can jump

I think the gorilla might be harder bare handed actually

are the hippo/gorilla blood lusted?

It’s much much harder

yes dan

hippos you can outmaneuver

its in mating mode

it wants to kill us

Oh no

Gorillas are smart enough not to get overwhelmed

you can't outmaneuver a gorilla that can run faster than you and tear you in half in a second

And it's not nearly as helpless when on its back

im pretty sure a gorilla can one shot you

Erm okay can I cast banish on it though?

Hippos can too, but gorillas have so many more ways of killing

You should rely on intimidation and just starve it out imo

hm

what about

all of us

we have spears

vs a wooly mammoth

Yes

easy win

really?

thats 50 spears max

yes

Okay wait

Early humans could do it we can too

50 spears vs

Who here other than rusp has a throwing arm

a wooly mammoth

literally

can we even stab it though?

we have bopit

poke it's ankles until it bleeds out

we give rusp all 50 spears

whos fucking underweight

Mammoths are fucking monstrously strong

^

Just let me do it

we dont starve it

I got this

bruh shap is sharp

its basically an elephant+

rusp solos

I could 1v1

Everyone here but RUsp is underweight

we can distract i guess

it will still cut