general

at least 2 chomps

i just discovered

how fast

hippos swim

they also have a really strong bite and charge

could we even beat this?

i dont thhink we could

if we didnt have anything

I've really been trying to think of a scenario where we could

idk

maybe someone could jam its throat

with their arm

and the 40 other people try to keep it from biting down

On the note of stocks

It seems like you can buy game stop through Robin Hood again buuut

You have to buy an entire stock

So you have to spend a minimum of 300?

Buy some rusp

To get it

itll become 1k usd

worth

I don’t know if I trust Reddit with more than 100

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I feel like you punch the hippo and it's fat absorbs the hit and it gives 0 fucks

best plan would be to shove pika down it's throat and hope it chokes

okay do you think

we could starve it

like

dodge roll

???

and run around

actually

you would also have to not starve?

what if we just build a fence and never feed or water it

we can eat eachother

I bought a few AMC shares

it can also eat us

I’m about to ride the rocket baby

can we

pin it?

if we punch out it's eyes it won't be able to see food anymore

with 50 people

No

It probably couldn’t kill us all

honestly I don't know

You want to move at angles when it comes to hippos, I think

But we couldn’t kill it

stalemate

The only way we’re killing it is by luring it into crocodile water

Thing is, a human can't pierce it's hide

Best we do is blind it and starve it out

Run in a zig-zag if you have to. The mass of a hippo makes it difficult for them to change direction, so “faking them out” by quickly changing directions can work in your favor long enough to get to safety.

okay guys we got this

too bad pika's mass make it hard for him to change directions too

okay are we in like an arena

or the open plains

We'd need to like flip it over

plains with a small pond

thats boxed in

And break its legs

its natural habitat

Then we can just use our body weight to crush its throat

if we can get someone to mount it and take out its eyes we have a good advantage

how much does a hippo weigh

At least a ton

like

4k pounds

dan

im wondering how feasible this flipping over plan is

So, 2 tons

With 10 people working on it, it should be fine

You're just rolling it over

Granted, it will be struggling

how are we breaking it's legs though

We’re not gonna be able to do it

why do we have to tip hippos

isn't it just easier