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30k for one GameStop stock

lol

wouldn't that be great

That would be absolutely hilarious

gamestop hits 500k, that one gamestop employee sells some random stock he has and is a millionaire

others commit suicide after their life savings go away when the bubble crashes

Or they just bail out the melvin jews

of course they get bailouts

thats not even a question

This is definitely the best thing Reddit has done

If you wanna finish this fight, you gotta take it to minecraft

Artificially inflate the stocks of long dead companies

It’s amusing

please

blockbuster 1k

next

I bought 5 blockbuster stocks

I’m riding the Reddit rocket

Dog?

Gent come on man

That’s gross 😒

Gent, they already tried that once

don't you remember Ketchup

No

the genderfluid polysci major

Still no

they were one of the representatives

of occupy

that went on tv

she was elected the leader of occupy wall street

now imagine if instead of a genderfluid polysci major, she was actually a reddit fedortipper

"She" "elected" and "leader", 3 red flags in one line

Gent, only minorities were allowed to vote

What does this have to do with committing first degree minecrafting

whatever I do, do the opposite

Best advice you've given

options into bb and gme is the play for everyone but me

>regi fucks traps >we should not fuck traps

i agree

Reggie, what you should have actually done is referred everyone in this server, and rolled 20 gamestop shares

who want my refer if i hop on this

Suuure

I’ll take my free 2 dollar stock

Eh never mind

lol

you saw the link didn't you Rusp

Yep

lol

lmao

Can’t play stock gacha like this

I was kind of hoping you'd post your link before noticing Rusp

lol, this stock gacha has better odds than Genshin

1.5% for a 5*

I got a 5 dollar one

I’m not sure how great it gets

I think I got a $13 one

Can I roll a Bitcoin

Kappa

lol

Wow I downloaded an app and got 30k

its says limit of 500 dollar stock iirc

That’s still pretty good

I mean, that would’ve gotten me 10x the money I put in

I want the record to show

that Mint fucked up, and created an account already

no gacha today

lol

More like gotcha

WSB is back up and almost 1 million people are currently on it

Will see what happens

spooky is still offering the five dollar dox

what was reddits excuse for the unban now

They added a bunch of reddit super moderators

Which means the subreddit is now under direct reddit control

I see

Lmao wat

What did I do