general

you should have put your dick in the airvent

And you spilled the beans out of fear

he gave me a look

white privlege

while were were standing in line

if you were black you would have been castrated

like, if he wasn't late to lunch already, I would have 1000% gotten a ticket

heres a question

so then while in line you stabbed yourself

is there a timeframe to get a ticket

like

no

could he have ticketed you after lunch

well, idk

I doubt it has a limit

like he knows you ran a light

sorta

he was a merciful soul

ran a light

You can dispute it and if they gave it to you in a fucked timeframe and you could prove it it would probably be thrown out

define sorta

were you past the line when it turned red

so there's a light in front of the police station, that blinks yellow

and it was red, but it had just turned red

were you past the line

so in my mind, there's like a 3 second rule

no

.3 second

3 second rule

im pretty sure its .3 for some states

yeah, I drive fast, it usually works out

3 seconds is plenty

remember spooky crashed his car 10 seconds into driving in my dream

wtf

so he drives at least 10x faster than a normal man

3 seconds is hella long

so it turned red and you had 3 seconds to cross?

the other way is already green

tf

is the scnario

3 seconds to start crossing was what I was thinking

but that might be a little long

1.5?

idk, there's a reasonable time frame where it's fine

I think if you literally cannot stop your car in time

you go through

that is the rule

anyway, yeah this was right in front of a police station

that I ran the light

which made it a little worse I think

i think it was reasonable until you mentioned it was in front of a police station

you have some balls

but going to lunch saved me

Ive only been pulled once

And it was for rolling through a stop sign in my neighborhood

I've never gotten a ticket, the times I've been pulled over I've talked myself out of it

I've been pulled over while walking

???

Yeah 0/1 on getting tickets so far

were you walking across a highway or something

i got a ticket once

Seeing the crazy fucks in my city I have no sympathy for people getting pulled over

No cop just drove up next to me and made me come over and talk to him

was legit my first time driving long distance on my own

Any day now i expect to get pulled

I'm more likely to get hit then to get a ticket

i was going 70 in a 55 as one does on a highway

For wrong plates and expired tag

Pika, was that a real cop?

or like, a mall cop

legit every other car was too

yes, there were breaking and enterings in the area

but the jew gets singled out

did you pay him off

it was also at like 11pm

Your fat increased the velocity

I feel like, the 350lb Canadian, is not high on the suspect list

I was not

they let me go after asking what I was up to

the ticket was 375 and 3 points but got it talked down to 175 and no points