general

i have a conspiracy theory

urg too much rum

oops server reported

lol

if i was going to do that again i'd pick something funnier

but the report was an inside job by somebody who wanted an activity spike

lolno

who did this

who wanted mor activity

ill ban them

it was either one of the two people who we thought it could have been

or someone did it as a joke and did not realize it would work

and never admitted it

i feel like they'd probably admit unless they're a super random who doesn't even message

idk, I would not even have been mad

yeah that's why

or, it was Leg's alter-ego taking control one afternon

and she reported it

it was spooky

All in an attempt to take me down

he got mad that we all hate his political and anime takes

he rolled around in his sleep

went to the place to report

typed in a report

honestly

while asleep

spooky was dipping nugs and he accidentally hit the nug on his phone

which sent a report

and that makes sense because he'd never admit to that

which eliminates that issue

so, related driving story

I was being tailed by a cop yesterday for sorta running a red light

Sorta running

and I had expired tags on my car

wtf

so I was like 99% sure I was going to get a ticket

infringement of rights

i shouldnt have to have tags

should've stabbed yourself

but the cop was on his way to the same place I was, by chance

you should have put your dick in the airvent

And you spilled the beans out of fear

he gave me a look

white privlege

while were were standing in line

if you were black you would have been castrated

like, if he wasn't late to lunch already, I would have 1000% gotten a ticket

heres a question

so then while in line you stabbed yourself

is there a timeframe to get a ticket

like

no

could he have ticketed you after lunch

well, idk

I doubt it has a limit

like he knows you ran a light

sorta

he was a merciful soul

ran a light

You can dispute it and if they gave it to you in a fucked timeframe and you could prove it it would probably be thrown out

define sorta

were you past the line when it turned red

so there's a light in front of the police station, that blinks yellow

and it was red, but it had just turned red

were you past the line

so in my mind, there's like a 3 second rule

no

.3 second

3 second rule

im pretty sure its .3 for some states

yeah, I drive fast, it usually works out

3 seconds is plenty

remember spooky crashed his car 10 seconds into driving in my dream

wtf

so he drives at least 10x faster than a normal man

3 seconds is hella long

so it turned red and you had 3 seconds to cross?

the other way is already green

tf

is the scnario