general

why would he leave

He twisted his balls right of

speaking of balls

Right of center

Kaze weird timing to announce being trans but ok..

have I ever mentioned the one friend I had who disappeared for like 2 years

no

only to come back suddenly and say he had testicle cancer and only had one ball now

He came back but his balls didn't

Damn

Have I mentioned every friend (child) I have known that dissipated?

close gent

a story like that really makes me bawl

His ball

autocorrect wanted my typo to be dissipated so I went with it

dude he straight fucking vanished

dississppiated

for a whole year or two

and then he comes back and drops that shit on us

He got absorbed into his testicle

The feds tortured him

He had to fight the cancer

i gotta agree with gent on this one

100% abducted and experimented on

i was there

i know

someone reinvite bopit and tell him it's okay that he has no balls, we don't judge

ive got his right testicle in a jar

we'll just make fun of him

Look, I appreciate you trying to play ball, but

was he balled when he got back

which ball was he missing

did i guess right correctly

how am I supposed to know that

he never told me

fuck you mean

you are that friend dumbass

he said he got one nut

was his semen blue when he came back

We know you lost your testicle

man I was like 14

blue semen is such an old call back

what the fuck

not this again pika

Look, if it was not blue

I wasn't thinking too much about that shit

there would be a problem

I just found it funny

i was going to make that joke again but i didnt know how to work it in lmao

thats like 2 years ago

no pika

yeah okay buddy

it needs to be green

TLJ blue semen?

2+

I wonder what color dans semen is

i wonder if hes healed

I'm not indulging the conversation a second time dolf

I too think about that often

Rusp this is serious

we never checked back up on him

How much of that sex talk was dan actually naive about

I refuse

last time it was purple

Probably none

He is quite the joker

I think umbreon knew that his semen was supposed to be green

and we were joking

I hate this joke

green?

bury it

let it die

why is mine red

please

There was another sex talk though later

its your period dolf

Or earlier

oh right

forgot