general

wait second part as in wear dresses

but i don't like being fat so uh

if you get to be more then 350 pounds you have to let us know

Is this a weight loss routine

nah

dolf and I reight supreme on this server

but we welcome new contenders

nah i'm nowhere near 350

Only two Phijkchu members can fit inside of a lower capacity elevator

who do you take with you

to the underground bunker

I take bopit, then I can take a 3rd

since bopit does not exist

too thin

rusp so i have a meat shield

rusp is in a wheelchair

Yeah

exatly

Bad choice

unless you duck

what the fuck are you expecting in your bunker

meat shield

I take rusp so I can use his wheelchair

NO

too bad rusp

I take umbreon so I can force him to watch my anime

NOOO

I take pika and Dolf and use them as spherical tires on my obesical

I take rusp, pour oil on him, ?

Raptured too soon

You will know when the rapture comes

It will rain oil first

I want to say

and I probably should not

I knew poor was wrong, but it took me way to fucking long

to remember what the correct pour was

nice

I was about to make it pore

poor oil is on me

Burger King foot grease

Number 7

the last thing you want when it rains

Heinous

next step is to get everyone to become vegan Kappa

less likely then trans

In what way

I think all of use understandably hate vegans

whereas less of us hate trannies

I hate one more than the other!

I for example do not hate trannies

just reddit trannies

Bad take?

You’re retarded trough

Trough?

Pig trough

Sus

pika is indeed a pig

yes

gilt

Okay porker

heckin porker

Wholesome fat fucking piece of shit

i will say that being vegan is 100% fine (as long as you don't force it onto others) it's basically like wanting to be soley a herbivore

big pikagus

being solet a herbivore is retarded

We solved it

because humans are not that

Pikas name is gus

Carnivore is the high IQ diet

top result for gus

checks out

is fat

and a rat

Yellow shirt too?

It’s basically just a fat pikachu

This is not good rat

we have the technology at this point to be able to become herbivores