general

max give me my number

you whore

useless as a woman, even more useless as dice

worst swap ever

When's the last time I caused any chaos whatsoever?

I'm reformed. I'm on my best behavior.

And I go out of my way to cause the least amount of drama possible!

that's what someone who causes a lot of drama would say

/r d20

@heir: d20 = (5) = 5

My day of birth has arrived

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Jew Year

Happy birthday Dolf

I am now 20

Take your pick

Ok so I’m not a weeb so top right is out

I CHOOSE TOP RIGHT!!

I’m not trans so bottom right is out

im Jewish so hitler is out

Top left for me I guess

Dolf you will never fish

Man these political compasses keep getting weirder

Can’t believe this

I have fished before

as someone who fishes semi frequently

that’s why I cum fast

rusp is spitting out his cereal

You’re a fraud

It’s everywhere

rusp do you cum fast

Only when a fish is tugging on my line

Tuna

of course I cum fast I’ve got fish to catch

ok gonna roll to see how much money in the hundreds you all have to send me for my birthday

/r d20

@Dolfin: d20 = (14) = 14

pogf

We have to send you 16?

yes

I don’t have 18 to send sorry

you need to send me 38 hundred

Listen I can give you 47 but I’m not going higher

let me know when that 74 hundred gets there

im waiting on my 182 hundred

stop trying to jew me out of the 954

you cannot have the 1042

1488 is reasonable

281616

Fine i gues I’ll give you 500 million

Whatever

You rolled for it

waiting

make me admin

its my birthday

give me ownership

oh

i have the same birthday as quackity

are we sure you arent quackity

i am not mexican

how can we be sure

how many fat jewish mexicans from georgia are there

at least 1

probably

1 in 7.5 trillion

He got canceled for speaking Mexican despite being from Mexico

Hilarious

he did

lmao

that was really fuckin funny

13 year olds need to go outside

Smh

Holy shit go outside!

its already fuckin trending

thats how i know

its been 16 minutes

happy birthday dolf

my gift to you on this momentous occasion

I'm going to ban you from this server

may you use your freedom well

/r d7