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oops my dick slipped in

when I fell

Oh no max got stuck in the washing machine

I saw a hentai where a chick fell through her floorboards and landed right on the dick of the guy the appartment below her

i could see

it'll be like that

Yeah

conner

like

I could see that happening to you or Dolf

if dolf or I fell on someone, they'd die

there would not be a dick left to insert

No their whole body disintegrates

Besides their cock

Because it’s protected inside

their body compresses into a black hole

I literally would get blacked

You hit the ground with the force of an atomic bomb

100k killed instantly

the earth shifts 10m from its orbit on impact

we spiral out of the galaxy

no survivors

i watched a movie about people being killed today

That’s cool max

it was called Greenland

Thanks

a comet fell

and killed all of earth

just like what would happen

The way you described the movie

if pikasperm fell

j want you to know

i typed pika

Was like a child

and pikasperm popped up

so i clicked it

I am glad you post about my sperm enough

for it to auto come up

She wants you to help her make another tharja figure

i don't know why pikasperm pops up

Rusp, for the meme I would cum on a tharja figure for you

anyways

Can you just give me a clean one

I can clean it after

and not tell you

the movie was fucking stupid because it all hinged on this little boy with insulin

fucking diabetics

Literally worse then retards

can't even have tard strength

diabetics are as bad as asthmatics

the entire plot of the movie is only some people get into the bunkers

Pika are you better or worse than a skinny diabetic with asthma

but at the end anyone is able to just walk in

fuck movies

Yeah only some people

Everyone but you

Max, you can take 3 phijkchu into the safety bunker

with you

who do you take

if you dont pick me all murder the rest

I take my dick and balls

and why is it dolf and I for maximum food supply

Fat isn’t good food supply

better then whatever the fuck you get from bopit

Bopit would taste like ramen broth

god

you just reminded me

So it’s like biting a salt cube

he drinks it with a straw

i forgot about that conversation

god

He drinks and eats nothing but ramen

For weeks

well

How is he not dead

I'm gona be honest here

am i in the 3