general

i'm sure Martin Luther would be proud

Yeah

anyway reggie, if you can't shoot up a mesic festival

a furry convention would be the next best thing

you'd be doing me a favor, as well

and if we do a dutch one, the prison sentences are like 12 months max

so it's no-risk

(JUST A JOKE DISCORD ADMIN)

no, i'll say it

if I was going to comitt a crime

I'd 100% do it in Europe

Ope

where apparently your prisons are cushy, and the max sentences are a joke

id do it in Europe in this country at this location at this specific time and date

fuck you discord admins

i mean sure, if you don't mind the rehabilitation into a proper law-abiding citizen

Fire, has it ever occurred to your county

that prisoners will pretend to be reabilitated to get out of prison

the fact of the matter is spooky, criminals just aren't that extreme over here

Nah y'all got it figured out in Europe

we don't give people a whole lot of reasons to resort to crime

>thinking crime needs a reason

Fire, a random Tennessee man was so mad at his cell phone provider, he built the 2nd largest domestic car bomb ever

and blew it up on Christmas just to spite AT&T

Wait that ended up being the reason

Lol

idk, he was in the RV when he blew it, and ensured no people were in the blast radius when he set it off

he was just really mad at AT&T

and frankly, just wanted to prove he could do it

Didn't know the guy ended up being in there too

it took them a while to figure it out

I would bet

he uh.... wasn't very easy to find

Yeah

anyway, I think deep down we all secretly want to commit crimes 24/7

I'd come to a phijkchu meetup in denmark

I can just drive there

ALL RIGHT

we're on

(now if only Americans were allowed into any other country right now)

Plane tickets to Europe are cheaper now then they have been in a while

Pretty sure ya can

But you need to have good reasons

My cousin just flew over the other day from Europe

i'm not driving across the country to meet a bunch of trolls

that's not a nice way to say Danes

I'm no troll

I may have been born a troll

it's me

I'm the troll

Ope

I live above the bridge

The rest of y'all are trolls

rude

Fire probably isn't

just because i live below sea level and my country has bridges for water to cross the road, doesn't mean i'm a troll

Honestly

Where do ya live coordinality

what

Like north of the 45th

how am i supposed to know that

Fire, I'm going to roll some coal today in your honour

Um idk

enjoy sinking into the sea

Like Google it

Oh your good

The entirely of Denmark is north of the bridge

Netherlands

Most of Europe is

Latitude: 51.834810 Longitude: 4.689080

this is the most accurate doxing of myself i've ever done

Lol

time to swat fire

Ope

If ya live below 45 latitude you are a troll

Kinda

Really if ya live in lower michigan

ironic considering trolls originally came from scandinavia