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please say happy holidays it offends those who dont celebrate

Happy Holocaust

thanks

Merry Christmas!

christmas merry

Krabs was once married to a whale who gave birth to Pearl. A trivia book penned by former SpongeBob writer David Fain in 2000 states that Pearl "takes after her mother," implying that she is the biological offspring of Mr. Krabs and a whale

what the book doesnt tell you is that he fucked a whale because of his crippling addiction to ketamine

Mr Krabs fucked a sperm whale

Continuing the tradition of waking up many hours before my siblings

Lol

yup

My siblings sleep in WAY too fucking late

First year my dad is up though

Usually I beat everyone by 2-3 hours

but why

Idk

Forgot to upload the cum santa pics this year, had to get on that

Parents got me a handgun and one bullet

What’s that all about

??

Is it because I’m playing Sakura dungeon on Christmas morning or something

Yes

they're begging you to put your good friend Bio out of their misery

I can't wait to eat bugs

happy holidays

that looks good rn tbh

and merry fake christmas to all the americans

Cricket flour doesnt sound that bad to me tbh

Never tasted it tho, if it still tastes like bug thatd be kinda shit

American Christmas is the real one

Jesus ordained us the real country

I'm celebrating your fake christmas by chugging vodka

hope you're happy

If America is the best country how could any Christmas besides ours be real?? Errm??

Same rusp

Kase, that's how I celebrated your Christmas yesterday, so it's all fair

Also yes, Merry Christmas everyone

half of that is split between 4 people though

My Christmas was spent taking shots from a shot ski with my grandparents

We really only do a white elephant

So I got this bottle opener and some really scary old fireworks

Although my entire family got the fireworks

Basically my grandparents just clean out their house and give us whatever

Real fireworks I hope Not any of those lame fountains

I do believe they are rather lame

Bottle rockets

Idk I know nothing about fireworks

Bottle rockets are fun

We will have to see if they even work

If theyre old they usually detonate as soon as they launch which is funny

oh no

explosions make everything better

christmas fireworks is not how I expect to go out but oh well

Kaze, funny you say that

ISIS set off a car bomb in Tennessee this morning

it we me

I teleported to the us, joined isis and blew up the car

actually though damn, how come I haven't seen anything about that online yet?

or did it just happen super recently

Nice haul Reggie

You like our Christmas tree? kappa

lmao

Of course

Hey, the gun was funded by drug money, it is appropriate

it was Arab Andy

stepping up his TTS game

idk if you guys saw the pictures, but it was a sizable bomb

jesus

Is the new disney movie out/have a torrent yet

yeah

Are we doing a watch of it?

not sure when/if people are free, or if they're watching it with family or not

I'm totally down to stream it tonight/tomorrow if anyone would like to