general

stop time traveling

we celebrate on the 24th!!

happy holidays

and yeah spooky

ban max

everywhere but america

celebrate

on the 24th

not Russia

really?

they've got a week

YO

orthodox christmas

I KNEW RUSSIANS WERE GREAT

christmas sucks

why would you want more of it

Офигеть!

god jul

santa wears amask

BLACK ELVES

santa has an eco friendly sleih

of course

wait I thought

santa was immune to the corona virus

how is my big brain plan going to work now

now Santa knows how Paimon feels

I now have a new lowest university grade

fuck statistics

lmao

idk

30,000 sounds pretty good

lol

30.000

it beat my other lowest grade

Fuck statistics

lol

you didnt actually get a 60% or 63%

you either got 100% or 0%

because it either happens or doesnt

I have never gotten a 100

so I guess I have a perfect 0 average

damn I guess I can't apply for this one :(

https://twitter.com/ClawdiaFox/status/1342231535605334016?s=19 bruh and the first thing I see is the weird twitter people

Will this be more pirated than Mulan was?

yes

Are you implying black people don't pay

A world of George Floyd was white

If

I hope some teens knock it over then build a snowman cops knee on it

i hope someone spray paints it black

put some pills in his mouth

Merry christmas you fucks

Merry Christmas east coast chads

marey christmas

Marry christmas

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please say happy holidays it offends those who dont celebrate

Happy Holocaust

thanks

Merry Christmas!

christmas merry

Krabs was once married to a whale who gave birth to Pearl. A trivia book penned by former SpongeBob writer David Fain in 2000 states that Pearl "takes after her mother," implying that she is the biological offspring of Mr. Krabs and a whale

what the book doesnt tell you is that he fucked a whale because of his crippling addiction to ketamine

Mr Krabs fucked a sperm whale

Continuing the tradition of waking up many hours before my siblings

Lol

yup

My siblings sleep in WAY too fucking late

First year my dad is up though

Usually I beat everyone by 2-3 hours