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When you won't talk to your internet fwiends because you'll be embarassed by your parents but you want to keep a FE figurine

I said I could talk right now!

he'll keep it under the bed til he moves out

you know what

But text is easier for me

this is the perfect time spooky

rusp i have a gift for you

First the cake now this VN

What

How did a question mark turn into

VN

i gota find where i put it though

you want the vn

badly

Finally

The VN is his present?

this is a gift from me and spooky

Thanks

oh no

I uh... think I know what this might be

thats what yuo meant when you @ ed me right

thts why you @ ed me i mean

because you thought it was agood time to send him that

for tharjia figure, ye

Can’t wait to see this

Even spooky's scared

I’m terrified

she shat on it

Shoved it up her ass

She broke it in a jealous rage

Waiting patiently

waiting to see how max defiled your wife

Is this gonna need a spoiler

Spoiler (GORE)

Kidnapped the VA

She asked her if she believed in god

Haha such yandere, very quirky

I was looking for an image but realized this one was relevant

So I’m posting this instead

remember the puzles we ddi

i dont like this

oh no

real life tharja puzzle

I do remember that

with the figurine

I swear to god

If you made an actual tharja puzzle

sent

She's gonna traumatize the boy on his birthday?

It’s elmers glue

Dude

Why did you do this

its your birthday present

we knew you really liked this kind of stuff

Amazing

It’s Max’s cum

She’s the horse

i dont have the figure

Spooky raped a horse?

the figure is still in the woods

its sitting in the woods still

im certain no one took it

I’m more and more upset by this

rusp do you want me to take a walk tomorrow

and see if tis still there

This dude jerked off a horse for a meme

god

cum jar?

And max watched

Welp

i still have the horse semen

Can’t believe I have to buy my own tharja figurine

What kind of story is this

are you jealous?

use your 600 dollar stimulus check on it rusp

Yes max I wanted to cum in it first

How does this occur