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One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.

shit that banner is actually pog

It used to be anime girl versions of the programs

fags complained it was not inclusive and that is was creepy

so they made it anime girl geese

you have to remember though. This is what real journalists write https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2020/12/03/mcrib-returns-mcdonalds/

this was a front-page, below the fold this week

i thought that was going to be a link to turnips article

who the fuck

reads that shit spooky

my dad

he told me about it

"Five cars were in front of me in the drive-through at my local McDonald’s, not counting the three or four idling in the waiting area of the parking lot."

why

does

anyone

"this guy takes himself a little too seriously"

care

was what he remarked

lol

are we just spamming copy pastas now

Oh speaking of shitty journalists

I was watching oney clips earlier and saw the funniest shit

let me see if I can find it

but like, I don't know what's worse going to school for this, landing a job at a "top" national paper and then having to write shit like this instead of doing something real

timestamp relevant

or actually enjoying writing this trash in general

Ending is the best part

but spooky its their passion to write articles about fastfood

ending is the part I meant

I clipped a bit before for the context

and yeah Pika, that cuphead clip is great

It fucking killed me when I saw it

how fucking bad is that journalist when you can break that part and get through

I had never seen that clip

and he still did not

That is hilarious

I never really watched his channel much before

The best let’s play channel

is the cuphead ironic or is it real?

bopit

did you never see that journalist who could not get past that part

Do you not rememebr the journo

no

thats the tutorial, journalist could not get past that part that is really easy to get past, they were making fun of it

they ended up glitching past the barrier which is why they died and cut the video

nice

Then ding dong proceeded to flawless the first 3 bosses

I've just been watching their best of videos

since they are condensed amusement

Best ofs

Does anyone else have weird parents? My dad puts cameras up in his apartment in every room and hides some of them because he thinks his landlord is going into his apartment apparently. He's always on the computer talking to camgirls from southeast Asia. He has a shrine dedicated to his favourite camgirl in his room but I don't know if it's still there because he keeps room locked. He also threatened to poison my brother's cat.

thats how i imagine spooky

>having a landlord

but other than that and all the other things in that quote

pretty accurate

>having an owner

lol

sorry mb

owner

Lmao

I cant wait till we get real journalists having articles on memes

@Spooky Phijkchu what do you think of the M1 chip

what about it?

Apple's used ARM in their phones forever

it's clearly the best low-power option we have right now, so it's nice for phones/macbooks who only need to browse the web

was just curious

what do you think of it? I was kind of figuring you might have tried one unlike me

hah no

i was just seeing

a lot of really good stuff about their new macbook

or whatever has the m1 chip

so I was curious what you thought

macbook and macbook air have it I think

yeah it seems pretty good

from my first impressions