general

do you have the copyasta

abuot the guy looking for

the asian girl

the UofT one?

I typed it into your MAL

Then they would have only male children

yes pika

I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman. Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conservative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the 'even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animè (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior). You MUST fulfill the following requirements:

• Asian
• Woman
• Aged NO MORE THAN 23
• - and NO LESS THAN 16
• Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.
• - but not 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them
• Like sushi, animè, and video games. BONUSES include:
• Japanese heritage
• Large collection of animè and manga
• Glasses
• Interest in cosply and roleplaying
• Traditional Ladies' education I must stress again that this is for SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.****

found it

ty spooky

I was just about to get it

lol

had the phijkchu mal open and ready to copy

why does anime have an accent on the e

'even

he's canadian

probably french

Because he may

also, every error is an exact copy not a spooky-ism

that's such a good copy pasta

so

this was unironic

right

rereading this, I forgot the part where he says he is a green voter

no idea

i cant tell if someone made this seriously or not

it was on the UofT subreddit

if so

who the fuck names their kid Perseus

it reads

like a copy pasta

COD Cold War

This entire semester me and about 100ish kids have been in a groupchat and discord (anonymous we don’t know each other) and have been acing this course through cheating. This isn’t the confession bit, the confession bit is that some of the old tas and current ones have been helping us (Also anonymous) do all the quizzes, assignments, midterm and even the collaborative assignment (which I didn’t cheat on). They have also been deferring us to dedicated tutors who have been writing some of our stuff. We have the same thing planned for the final exam, and honestly I feel so bad about this and feel like a completely shitty person. I don’t know how to report any of this, as I will get in trouble, and the people are anonymous (except the tutoring people they have been deferring us to but they don’t even go here). I would not be surprised if this is happening for other courses, because in my other courses I have the same arrangement. I feel completely shitty knowing I am getting 90s-100s by cheating this way. The tutor I had said he wrote 4 midterms and his colleagues have written more. I am saying this because of how bad I feel and so the teachers can have an understanding of what is going on. I have no idea how to report this.

followup I will still cheat on the final, that is why I am not debating on turning myself in. Also stay mad. I feel like shit but you are clearly a bitch.

this was a good post on my unis sub the other day

what online learning does to an institution

see, that's more pasta-ish than the dating one is

I thought so too when I read it

here's another good post spooky

this is a meme

shit you're right

but its tagged a serious dan Kappa

i'm upvoting it

I hope you all are too

"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not. I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. I would make this the end, but World Cup is still ongoing, and I would never leave so many great friends out to dry, so I'll suffer through a few more games for them.

One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.

shit that banner is actually pog

It used to be anime girl versions of the programs

fags complained it was not inclusive and that is was creepy

so they made it anime girl geese

you have to remember though. This is what real journalists write https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2020/12/03/mcrib-returns-mcdonalds/

this was a front-page, below the fold this week

i thought that was going to be a link to turnips article

who the fuck

reads that shit spooky

my dad

he told me about it

"Five cars were in front of me in the drive-through at my local McDonald’s, not counting the three or four idling in the waiting area of the parking lot."

why

does

anyone

"this guy takes himself a little too seriously"

care

was what he remarked

lol

are we just spamming copy pastas now

Oh speaking of shitty journalists

I was watching oney clips earlier and saw the funniest shit

let me see if I can find it

but like, I don't know what's worse going to school for this, landing a job at a "top" national paper and then having to write shit like this instead of doing something real

timestamp relevant

or actually enjoying writing this trash in general

Ending is the best part

but spooky its their passion to write articles about fastfood

ending is the part I meant

I clipped a bit before for the context