general

They feed them coffee beans and when they poop it out they're really sweet or something

from a "100 year old tree"

And it's expensive

Yeah

but,... the plums are fresh

so

why does the tree age matter

Yes

arn't most trees that old

or older

yes

Yes

Maybe the tree is special idk

especially fruit trees

Pekora pissed on the tree

It’s her piss plums

like, you don't harvest apple trees until they're at least 50 years old

no spooky the best apples come from loli apple trees

lol

well

nvm

this is what I get for trying to remember apple facts

Yeah i was gonna say, that doesnt sound right

There are apples bushes in my school

I know they usually burn trees after a few years so they can bring in higher yield new ones

so Pika was right

loli trees

So maybe old trees make better plums just only like, 6 of them

500ml is too much for me anw tbh

Itd go bad before i drank it all

He’s a plumer after all

No

?

??

idk what that was, but regi has posted more foul shit than that

The punchline remains

The setup was they should make mario wine out of plums

yeah I have apple trees in my backyard and they started growing apples at like 1-2 years

Then make them into piss wine

what if I let my dogs eat them and then turn their piss into wine?

slap a picture of a dog on the bottle

easy money

rusp would by it

he likes doggirl

So then I shot the dog

I would buy it if it had a picture of a gyoza burger

his friendship with dog girl has ended pika

He's turned on by women who are even more cursed than he is

now haachama is is new best friend

wtf is a gyoza burger

Noodle burgers are a legitimate thing

literally a hamburger with gyoza stuffed into it somehow

She's so fucking stupid

oh, lame Bopit

I need to go beat her

I was hoping it was one giant burger dumpling

haachama literally puts gyoza

in everything

She didn’t put it in her taco

It surprised me

wait wtf how

You could do a giant gyoza burger and make it good

She did buy fried calamari from a restaurant

Took the breading off

Recooked it

lmao

And put it in though

I mean

she literally buys peperoni pizza

and picks off the pepperoni

How does this sort of person survive

She’s a special girl

She belongs in an asylum

Sounds like Pika tier food prep

also no idea