general

so if we capture santa can we reverse engineer it?

dude

what if

we catch santa

and put him in a lab

and steal the dna that makes him immune

and just genetically modify everyone

covid solved

ez gg

I like that it took you 8 lines, to restate what Pirate said

wait I literally didn't even read pirates post lmfao

fucking idiot

in my defense

dude

what if

we catch Bopit

I just spent like 8 hours on a test and my brain is fried

and put him in a lab

and steal the dna that makes him retarded

and just genetically modify everyone

dude

autism solved

ez gg

what if

we catch spooky

and put him in a lab

and steal the dna that makes him a faggot

and just genetically modify everyone

homophobia solved

ez gg

dude

what if

we catch me

and put me in a lab

that's it

just put me in a lab

what now fire

should have said golden instead

rip

rip

I was just at the store

why is toiletpaper a controlled substance again?

Lockdown 2.0

yeah but like.... how is it always toilet paper

why is that what people think they need

toiletpaper at the wallmarts in my area is guarded, but thats because someone set fire to toiletpaper isles in 4 different wallmarts in my area within a 30 minute period

shouldn't the last lockdown have proved you don't need 100 rolls

there must be something they're not telling us

maybe corona gives you diarrhea

is that true?

I heard it is one of the less common symptoms

too bad leg is not here to redpill us on how corona is fake

bruh

i dont think it is spooky

just people are irrationally scared of not having shittin paper

to be fair I shit 3-4 times a day

Why

I need me my paper

also its probably because they think biden will lock down for 6 weeks

when the first go around was only 2

initially

gent, pika is a whale person and eats lots of smooth food

it comes right out

pika you are a whale like me

you can hold more in

Are sandwiches really smooth food

I eat the opposite of smooth foods

fucking do not mix up the lore

oh did i remember wrong?

my bad

how... how is this a thing

Pika

what have you wrought on this world

lmfao