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it's weird xbrox, all the technology got lost when the barbarians invaded and destroyed civilization

so towns would have things like glass or super strong metal tools, that they didn't know how to make more of

some of those ancient civilizations like rome were ahead of their times

stained glass is literally made by taking broken pieces of glass, and smelting them together with impure substances, creating that cool effect

so once glass broke, all they knew how to do was make stained glass out of it

that's hilarious

It was like alien tech

or witch tech

More so tragic

wItChCrAfT

it happened to boats a lot too

knowledge of how to make late-Roman boats was lost for a long time

so boatswains were kind of winging it for a couple hundred years

until they just copied Muslims

and everyone started using their boat designs

And you can see art and architecture had a huge downgrade for centuries, until they became reacquainted with roman/greek culture

anyway, once this Dialga sends us all back in time

all you glasses-wearing nerds are doomed

The only place I'd trust him to send us is el dorado

i can read books just fine

i won't be able to become an archer and that's fine too

Fire on the frontlines

I'm not optimistic

can you trust a french dutch man with your life

not gonna lie, ironically fire might be reduced to using fire to snuff them out

implying i'm going to fight wars

look, our little phijkchu village would have Rusp and Bio farming

and the rest of us would fuck around and get killed by Germans

i would accidentally poisen us all

because "woman can cook"

we all die is 100% guaranteed

Pika and I would mess around with creating worthless technology

i'm mostly worried about disease, as our bodies are accustomed to the diseases that exist nowadays, not the primal versions from back then

disease

lack of sanitation

just stay inside and wear a mask

we're all worthless

the return of the black plague

many factors

same also goes the other way around, we'd be bringing disease to the ancient ones

me and boys bringing corona to 100 AD

Rusp would be a giant

even the flu would be devastating

average medieval height was xbrox-tier

pff

amazing

we'd send Max out to catfish a noble or something

because max can communicate in old languages

Umbreon you could fish

I don't think you need to know the language to go UwU

as long as you believe in their god, they don't care what language you speak, umbreon

then you would send me to assassinate said noble after the wedding

they'd think shes retarded if she said uwu

Wait max is a greek

although same sentiment nowadays

she's doing just fine as a mute now, isn't she?

Our village would die out, with how things go, we gain +1-+2 trannies a year

she could just remain a mute

lol

They'd turn her into a rape slave

she has text chat to catfish

no one would be able to reproduce

I'm more worried about Mint, Reggie, Bio, Sunflora, Eevee, and Leg

leg left our village just the other day spooky

dont you remember

I'm not sure how the dark age trap bois will fare

Gee spooky

Okay so you're saying it now

Black Lives Matter?

Leg was a tranny

did you not pick up on that, the past 5-6 times we talked about it

idk every time it was mentioned, but the implication given was to not say it outright

I'll do better next time, I promise

next phijkchu tranny, I won't say a word about

Well I don't care, you just had us playing dm telephone for some reason

yeah, that got old

who's the next one gonna be, you think?

after literally everyone DMed me

bopit?