general

The first time prager’s been honest

ez is working on a sequel

apparently

They gave Leslie Jones a new (old) game show to host

2020 really is the best (worst)

Hey there delilah heard you got that w.a.p, im a thousand miles away but tonight i want that gooshy. Oh yes its true, aint noone got that gorilla grip like you on god its true.

what a terrible day to have eyes

Anyways found out my dog has bone cancer yesterday

putting him down soon

nice

F

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like all in a less than 24 hour span

he was fine, had some trouble getting up and walking then had issues going up stairs

that's how it goes, sucks if you liked him

and our house is two stories with the bottom floor being garage/man cave

he was 11 so hes getting there but we didnt think it was this soon

What breed

yeah, it's usually pretty sudden, can't move, won't move, dead

Golden

its not that he couldnt move yet, just got hard for him

like it took him a bit to get up

hard wood floors didnt help either

ok Dolf, hear me out I've got a sandbox in my backyard

Well, I guess 11 is about average

11 is perfect

as an age

our last one got to 14

ok furry pika

okay jewish dolfin

ok pedo furry pika

did you take the dogs forskin as a momento

was waiting for his bar mitzvah

we havent done that to our dogs

I have been to a wedding for turtles though

that was funny

Uh oh my dog is 10

This doesn’t bode well

What breed

His breed on average lives to be 16

What is it

Dude wtf

I’m not dogxing

We used to have a greyhound

Lived to be around 16 iirc

Mine is a dog

nice your bus had a good life

my bus broke down

I imagine a greyhound would break down if you rode it

You specifically

Actually

There's an old photo of me riding on our dog

Brian

I only know half of what my dog is

He’s a mutt

Bull terrier

No

I do not have the meme dog

Pit bull

No I wasn’t mauled to death as a child

you're legs are gone

Vinny's bull

so maybe

It’s a fox terrier mixed with a jack rustle mixed with a blank and a blank

Is what I’ve heard

Primarily jack rustle though

Rude

RUSSEL

ahhh

Important part is that it's a small dog, meaning it'll live a while

It’s also pure white so he has superior genes

Do you have pure white hair?

Yes

Fuckin WEEB

If anyone in here has blonde hair we kill them

Deal??

Fuckin HEBE

We’re going to kill all blonde hair people

Dark brown hair supremacy