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Because you’re too proud to cook

what do you mean spooky?

Im not too proud to cook

I can cook, but there's no point cooking for myself Gent

I just don’t care to

it's a huge waste of time

I can warm up my kids cuisine in 30 seconds 😋

instead you spend that precious time watching anime and playing video games

genius

it's like spending 2 hours mastrubating

what was the point

Who does that

??

Well

>not spending 2 hours masturbating

how do you go 2 hours

chefs apparently

you need to edge for at least 1.6 hours

haha

Not me

I spend like ~6 hours making like 3-4 weeks of pasta sause

except they're wanking off with their brisket instead of their dick

before you can properly cum

You’ve gotta let it simmer

and I don't have to make anything for 3-4 weeks

Than you use the scraps to make boner broth

>eating the same thing for 3-4 weeks

Bopit your life would kill me

why, b/c you eat the same thing every day?

and I already eat the same things all the time

I eat the same things almost everyday

I mean it doesn't have to be consecutive

For lunch anyways

Yeah, making large dishes you’re stuck with eating is hell

i think at the phijkchu meetup

we should hold a cooking contest

Cook off

not happening

yes

we need to get paladin to rejoin the cult

that's why I like making shit that I can throw in the freezer and keep

and lets see if gent is actually good

sure max

and make him cook for us

Rusp and I already made a deal

I'll make

Did we

Oh right

sick pasta sauce

who's the judge

can it be a bake-off?

I'd win that

and it will take like 10 hours

Baking I can do

Fuck baking

anyfood off

Pika can’t be the judge

just bring a food

Baking is actually gay

baked, cooked,

anything

I’ve made cookies before

food

contest

itll be like a picnic!

Baking is the only kitchen work worth doing

Haha yeah

cooking is a waste of time

max

A picnic where I poison everything

do we rent out a massive kitchen

And finally kill you all

lol

who cums in the food

who's going to do it

or do we make it beforehand?

Professional chefs are high T angry muscle men, professional bakers are faggots

Keep telling yourself that

I nominate @RIBA as the judge