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That’s the face he makes when he gets hit!

I am a gamer.

Wtf

I’ve never gotten the hit sprite

It looks like it’s coming at you

Then his eyes go hyper realistic and they bleed

I don’t have that prepared but I have this

As creative as always

Listen the skeleton was drawn like 2 months ago

So it’s 2 months not as bad

What

The joke was 2 months younger

On top of y’know

Only like 5 years or so

I have never had this

I’m living my best life right now

(Not true but I like to think it is)

The loss of my leg made me 35% more popular

A fair trade I’d say

Deal with the devil

Down to ❤️❤️

It's okay, no one does angel rooms anyway

Fuck wait I’m cain

Down to ❤️

Mobility downVote

I’m trying to think of an item that makes you more “popular”

Guppy’s head

Because I get flys

Incubus

Incubus is just a clone

Of a familiar

I got cambion conception

The perfect one

That one works too well

That's why all your irl friends turned into gays and/or druggies

My original friend group that is actually 100% accurate

You sold their souls

You used to call me regressive when in reality I’ve been stagnant since the sixth grade

You didn't binge watch anime in sixth grade

Well it would look like

—————_———-

Your eyes

Your eyes

Nope I said it first

Your oculi

Your glasses

You will never offend me with something I wear by choice

You choose to see adequately rather than being fully blind

I’ve driven without my glasses

I’ll be fine

You on the other hand

You’re asian

Driving?

Erm...

Man, that might be the most serious crime anyone's ever admitted to on this server

Here I’ll throw bio under the bus

Nice

He is basically completely blind in one eye and he drives

Vroom

You've told me this before

He’s asian though so I mean...

Do you guys squint to see better??

Or how does they work?

I have 2020 vision

All my life I could only ever see the year 2020

Sounds like you’re possessed by a demon

The culmination of all your life’s events happens this year

And it's been so fucking boring

You’re going to get a knock on your door from someone

A professional demon exerciser

And I'll refuse because exercise is annoying

You need some cardio

As long as I'm still more agile than you there's no real need for it

Your demon needs it

They’re a demon exerciser after all