general

I just was hanging out with other people

Yeah he just got done burying the body

nah her mom’s like in town so i wasnt tryna go over to her place this weekend anyways

You disputed the murder claim?

Guilty

the nah was to the oh..

Sure sure...

Girl should’ve been suspicious when you told her to come around back of the arbys

Maybe I'm misremembering, but I thought you had a gf Lamp

Her funeral

there was a girl i was talking for a long ass time but it kinda fell through

Mom finally kicked you out of the house

Catfished

I say kinda because she came over yesterday for quesadillas and netflix and i’m not really sure what’s going on with that

socially distanced quesadillas

not at all

how exciting

I kid I kid, from what I've seen around here most colleges are pretty chill

you could totally throw them to her like a frisbee

dont tell ucf that i had a person from another dorm in my dorm

Does your uni send out a daily survey like Bopit's does

where you self report violations

I dont think so

But she fuckin burned the quesadillas

Not wife material

dump that ho

Kick out

^

and here i thought women were supposed to be good in the kitchen

lol

She’s a defect

>(((netflix)))

what about it gent

All she knows how to do is eat McDonald’s and lie

She can’t cook

Isnt it eat hot chip

They say McDonald’s at some point I think

charge they phone

be bisexual, twerk

I dunno kind of a dead meme

Yep

Right as usual

Another day in the life of me

I do love that meme though

i use my parents netflix thank you very much

My mom’s boyfriend even lets me share a profile with my dad

If the girlfriend comes over we’re watching vtubers

Your mom's

Boyfriend

Tyrone

It’s teague

I think he'd get along great with max's dad's girlfriend

Tea-gay?

Nah like

Tee and then the sound g makes

Teejee

Stupid fucking teaguer

The court falls silent

but yeah stuff is really weird and complicated with that girl but hopefully we’ll figure out because i get along with her much better than conservative girl

Yall would love conservative girl though

doubt

^

There’s good and bad

yeah i took that back as soon as i said it

she's probably a normalfag

"Conservative" is used incredibly loosely these days

innocent girls are one thing, actual conservative girls are a hard nope

Especially by lefty

Spooky is a pedophile btw

you would love conservative girl a lot more than the other one

^^

Just thought I should remind everyone

To gent

I object

Gent has yet to see me diddle one kid

Okay, you're a hebephile

Shut up pedophile

I plead the 5th

and the 1st