general

I hope she uses magic to fix it

I'ma lose it if she does

Child mulan is already stronger than adult mulan was

i hate that this movie exists

oh, its chi

Mulan was completely inept physically until she worked her ass off to fit in

exactly

CHEEEEEEEEEEEE

the original showed that she could over come her struggles just like any man

Wait isn't this the plot of Frozen

this is just "women have super power too"

Chakras

spooky isnt that all of their movies now

oh lord, that was just the opening

sand dunes

in China

nice

CAMELS

this is where tony stark built the mk1

in a cave

with a box of scraps

inb4 it's a dude

thats tony stark

hes been chinked

this movie is a parody of itself

wat

TRANS

Ope

Yes

just, posessed him?

what the fuck

who was that

wtf

Anal vore

if thats the fucking hun bitch

and he got genderbent

She's the main villain I think

no thats this guy

ok

The trailers kept showing a female antagonist

not huns

cringe

Also, their uniforms are very colorful

OKAY

LMAO

cringe

I do like colours, but that doesn't seem practical

just

YEP

Wat

disentegrated the guy she posessed

shit movie

Through plate armor

this is awful

YES

dont need to watch the rest

they said "ah yes, we need black horses for everyone"

THEYRE RUNNING UP

HAHAHA

With shitty throwing knives

This is actually bad

Yep, cut through a sturdy wooden polearm

transgender him next

And looks like it was filmed 15 years ago

is this a disney movie or some shitty 3rd party studio

disney

they made bopen a real thing

It's Jackie Chann!!!!

if she didnt

just

Why couldn't it be the "Mongols"

posses that survivor

She's hiding in his ass

then this is dumb

she could end the movie right there

what

didn't Mulan's dad say

SHADOW

WARRIROS

Chi was for warriors