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What the fuck is in Canada

That could do this

tropical storm

that's what you get for living on the coast

Bad insects don’t usually live in cold places

Reminder its warm here half the year

yeah it's gay

There you go

Wait a minute, by warm you mean canada warm

I'm moving somewhere with 0 natural disasters one day

Like 20-40c

Bopit we have nothing here

Are you sure it was a bite or a sting

actually the 2nd summer in a row I have lost power for 3+ days

No stinger on the insect that I saw

blizzards are gay too pika

the worst AZ gets is haboobs

where i live we dont get earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, bad storms

the only downside is its stupid hot

We get tornado warnings a few times a year

I like stupid hot

Was it thin and spidery like a mosquito

Last tornado was in the 70s

No it was tgick

Thick*

Dude Pika got west nile

so you saw it but you dont know what it was

No

Tarantula hawks

Do not exist

In Canada

I should consider not using all .4 GB of my remaining data now

but fuck that

Okay rusp, what other large insect has a numbing toxin

It'd have to be a wasp

Probably

Just a wasp

Smaller then that

Or a hornet

That’s the jap kind

Apparently it's in canada

inb4 murder hornet

The fucker that got we was a nig

To clarify its colour

Okay it’s not west nile

That takes at least a day for symptoms

oh i see

You’re luckey

Uh

pika's been injected with race change toxin

Did you get bit by a horsefly

he's becoming black

was it this

No

No, he said nigger wasp not digger wasp

Jajaja

I am guessing 5mm size

I have no concept of a mm

>3 times the size of a mosquito

fuck gent stole my joke

Look at your dick

Now multiply by 5

Thats 5mm

Dude

You got bit by a chigger

Did you know you can make your dick bigger by getting stung by a wasp

damn now pika has to break out the caliper again to measure his exact length

What does the bite actually look like

No, you have to get stung on the dick

Praying

yes fun

No mark

It makes it all swollen or something

Uh

No mark?

Ye

At least not that I can notice

Oh I see, it laid eggs inside and they're eaten away at your nervous system