general

no but i’ve read it

but the pyramids weren’t built by jews

It's just one of those things where, of course they'd write themselves as the persecuted group

while the entire story might not be accurate, i do believe egypt did enslave the jews

and then moses used a beyblade to split the red sea

And then he proceeded to instruct his people to enslave others

and then they ate sand bread

and drank rock water

And moses never went to heaven, like he deserved

jews don’t go to heaven

Only when they renounce god

things you learn from the bible; Rocks have more uses than a swiss army knife, sand is tasty, jesus is a zombie, and aliens exist

and killing people with locusts went outta style

Shoulda learned to eat the bugs, goy

there's also the book of mormon if you wanna dive into another deep hole

as deep as joseph smiths hat

The story that tells us brown skin was a punishment from god

didn't realize you were religious gent

makes sense

I don't hate them because of their skin color

But I hate the skin color because they have it

We should incorperate our cult, as a religion

I think that might get us a tax break

we pay taxes?

Lamp wants us all to pay 86%

so we have to prepare for that

why

put that water gun away before you hurt yourself with it bopit

because he's dumb

I don't want to put words in Lamp's mouth, but it was because we used to ahve it set that high

86% taxes??

to support social programs

it's a common myth people believe

that our top marginal tax rate was 86%

in the 1950s or whenever

catch me evading taxes then

^

yep, lol

anything higher than it is now, there's not a chance in hell I'd pay it

Rusp will be the real catch

since he's just working a Summer job

We'd call this one the Pedaudit

his tax return will probably be 5-10k

IVE NOT PAID TAXES YET

you've been witholding them though Rusp

unless you're getting paid under the table

That one

you'll get 100% of that back, unless Biden wins

He gets money from the gov for disabled services

I think I’m being payed under the table

Not sure though

(you're probably not)

I haven’t asked

ask for your W-2

They just hand me a check

And I take it

unless you're being paid in literal cash, and told not to report it

(like waiters are)

with your $3/hour salary

Yeah I probably am not payed under the table

Wait I have to do taxes?!

No one told me!

good thing high school teaches you how

wait

yeah Rusp, it's really bad

luckily, since you only work the Summer

you won't owe anything

if you keep working though, you'll probably owe 1-2k next April

yeah school doesnt teach you anything you NEED

like how to actually operate in the economy

taxes are a scam right now, because of how much money TurboTax lobbys to keep it retarded

The only realistic way to file your taxes efficiently, costs $50

you can file the non-itemised E-Z way

but you lose out on more than $50 usually

or u can have an aunt who’s an accountant

and get taxes done for free

or a mom

my moms not an accountant