general

He does so for his own good, if he puts the slightest thought into his choice it'll trigger his gambler's mindset

No this is my gamblers mindset

I will bet until I win

If you pick the same number over and over again

You can’t lose

Being addicted to gambling is easy

You always have a 50% chance of winning

Always double your bet

Never goes wrong

I feel like of everyone here, only Umbreon wouldn't like horse racing

Horse racing is boring

and maybe Leg

I have zero interest

I’d rather go to a casino and watch the ball spin

It's only used for gambling, because horses are dumb

it's everything around the track which is why it's fun

the FOOOOOD?!?

no, everything

We get to eat the horse in last?

You wish China man

We need it for a glue

All that collagen would make a rich stock

>of everyone here

>umbreon

lol

fuck

umbreon and fire are here in our hearts

bopit has a point

for once

I don't have a heart to put them in

EDGY

it's just one of those activities everyone thinks they'll hate or be bored but as long as they aren't hung up on "losing" $20-$50 or whatever betting on horses over the course of the day most people end up liking it

I use my brain for memories, retard

Isn’t it usually hot as fuck when the races take place

The big ones

Anyways

OH

THIS IS DAN'S CALLING

depends, they're in the fall

so it's 50-50

YES

I'll buy a horse, and he can be my rider

Alright spooky it’s up to you

Okay but what's he doing with the horse?

Buy a horse suit

Let him ride

GOD

spooky

customize rusps wheelchair

to have a horse

and he can ride around in style

Give me one of the wooden horses

Can we go to medieval fair

So I can stab someone and kill them with a lance

YES

that, but also put a tharja riding facing towards him

Can my horse be the fortnite lama though I love the fortnite lama :)

That’s me

That is exactly what I’ll look like

These are jockeys FYI

in case you couldn't tell

I know the guy in the middle is but what are those other people doing there

lol

Being a jockey must suck

You’re a manlet AND your horse gets more recognition than you

The make a wish loot llama chariot can be a reality

Chad nascar driver virgin jockey

jockey's make a shitload of money

off the books

Nascar is aids

At least the drivers receive all the credit

At least horse races are quick

Most people just remember the horse with the quirky names

they're allowed to bet on whatever races they aren't in, and the track will only pay out if they win

And you don't die

Spooky if you buy a horse can you name it Max

so it's zero risk money they make on the side, in addition to being paid a shitload during the racing serson