general

Dolf, people have the right to assemble, and it wasn't a complete shitshow week 1

And leg really blamed ME

blamed you for what?

The server going down

oh lol

I assume I'm the one here, who would be most likely to go set a high score

if things got bad enough

not sure who's next after me

Us

Yeah I’m not gonna kill anyone

You just had to edit that

where am i on this list

I would guess very low

Schindler's list?

unless you're on the other end of the horseshoe

hell yeah

I don’t think there’s a version of me that kills anyone

golf rules right?

and want a violent communist revolution

nah unfortunately

i dont want to hurt animals much less people

Really rusp?

you mmight be the lowest then Lamp

which starts to get very tough to balance when you think about how poorly people picking crops are treated nowadays

oh man do you guys know about like how monsanto does things with their GM crops?

and what are your thoughts on those

monsanto not the crops

I think after me maybe Turnip

idk

I mean, unprovoked is one thing, but you seem like the type that could kill someone when push comes to shove

I would probably hit someone

Or incapacitate

Before murdering

Taking someone’s life don’t bode well

Unless they’re like

A murderer or whatever

Think about it, future scenario, no police in your whole town, shit gets dangerous, guy pulls out knife on your family

Yes

He can die

Anyone comes in my house they can die

Oh yeah

No, this occurs on the streets

I would do that for

yeah, I think I'm definitely in a different boat than most of this server

5 seconds

If he doesn’t turn tail he’s dead

See, I'd shoot to kil

Because I don't want ANYONE who threatens my family to exist anymore

It's also more legally justifiable if you shoot to kil

hopefully Max/Turnip join me on my genocide, when the time comes

Turnip is a melee specialist

For sure

alright hand to hand combat fights to the death

who do yall think in the server you could take out

I'd win

I'd win

Harder

Rusp is the #2, assuming his legs work right

Rusp is too slow

Lamp, it comes down to size

honestly i'm probably a pretty easy target i'm fuckin scrawny as hell

Rusp and I win

yeah for sure

Pika/Dolf are fat

so they might do ok-ish

No spooky, rusp doesn't do street fighting shit

my friends are all like 100 pounds more than me and it's scary how easily they could hurt me if they wanted to

which is why I'd win

since I actually know how to fight

He believes in a fair boxing match

alright now same scenario, fair boxing match enforced at gunpoint

no dirty plays

If other people do street fighting I will do it

I'd play the long con

I win

Rusp is probably a tiny bit bigger than me, maybe with a slightly longer reach

You're too fucking old

And we'd all gang up on you anyway

I also finally made it through episode one of rent a girlfriend, i dig it

Because fuck you