general

My work still has be jerking off at home, instead of working

I’ve got the worlds best immune system

my work is still me sitting around reading dilbert

your immune system can't regrow legs

Well leg

You see

My immune system as less to guard

Ergo

Immunity

I have less square inch of body to possible be infected in

so everything below your hips is fair game for infectious disease

I think it helps that you're surrounded by old people

they're like sponges

they virus is attracted to them

and away from you

Uh

Old people?

coronavirus targets old people thats why the median age is so high

I’m not working at a nursing home

I forgot

it just looks past u if you’re under 40

you're a truck driver

old trucks* are like sponges

better?

Cuomo targets old people, thats why corona kills so many

Viruses kill people

which is why people are dying

more news at 11

have their been riots in florida, or is it just partying idiots making the virus go crazy?

It's 11

all of you college lads might have the opportunity to get the Coronavirus vaccine early

since they're trying to line up large-scale testing

I'm waiting, assuming they ever find one

Spooky they’re going to give me autism 😥

Lamp, would you test the vaccine for $50

yeah get that totally trustworthy rushed vaccine bill gates wants to shove into your bloodstream

or whatever they normally give college students

These are the current ones going on at UCF

no Coronavirus ones yet

Can I just get poked 20 times a day

oh shoot sorry

glad i checked again

And get 1000

Unfortunately I really hate needles and stuff so i probably wouldnt want to test a vaccine

although, 50 bucks is pretty good so maybe i would

and sorry, some protests, mostly just idiots

Needles used to be and for me

sometimes it's more than $50

Then I had to be pricked like 200 times

I'm looking at past UCF ones

you didn't need to edit that

lamp

I also found it weird they decided to amputate your leg with needles

nah because i literally went to a protest and it really was a peaceful protest

there was a botox study, where it was $200 for injection, and then $35 for every follow-up visit for 12 months

and there were about five people who didnt have masks on when i had went, as well as people being spaced pretty evenly

what was it even protesting?

I know that not all are like that of course but it's silly to generalize them all as violent or non-violent

the riots are the things that I would think are more likely to spread the virus

they gave you botox in your hand

lmao

ok guys

and i'm sure you know what it was protesting but i really don't want to talk about our views on the police tonight, i just wanna watch some anime and sleep

$620 total

for hand botox

hmmm

idunno maybe

that's like

basically a vive

although you guys prolly know more than i do on the current vr stuff, if I get one what should I get?

Police

Good

Anime made you gay

VR is weird

value VR is decent enough, that it's hard to justify spending more for a Index

despite it being better

lots of 2nd hand deals, for last-generation headsets

but then you're missing out on the cool new stuff, which is the whole appeal of the tech