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Did not work

have you tried turning it off and on again

Y e s

I am a step above retard, step below competent

ok i am out of ideas

pika press alt f1

pika get a boot image of ubuntu on a flashdrive then eject the disc from that OS

Oh another problem my computer stopped recognizing usbs

Thanks for reminding me

press alt f1

take it in to a shop then

then alt f2

then alt f3

then alt f5

I think I take it out back with a shotgun

and finally alt f4

sounds like you don't have a problem that can be fixed through purely software related methods

A 2009 laptop. Maybe it is just its time

yes replace that

you could still try the usb ubuntu though

it might just be windows not letting you use the usb ports

Pika, I thought this was your actual computer at first

take the drive out, get the data off via your computer, and just buy a new laptop

if you really want to just get the laptop to boot

you need to disable all the BS windows protection shit

which you can do in the advanced boot menu

then either boot into the file system (which it sounds like you did, since you said you have cmd)

but, seriously, just buy a new laptop

ton of good options, across most price ranges

put XP on it

Put Win8 on it

since it didn't expand

get this thing

this thing is $480 btw

Laptop update

Shits fucked

We downgrading to school laptop with fucked charging port

why do you need a laptop?

porn

like I said, porn

And no I do porn at my desk

my ubuntu idea should actually work that wasn't a meme

I just watch the staira

Stairs*

I don't think pika needs to fix his laptop, just rip the drive out and copy the data off

I think it's fixable, but this is a good excuse to upgrade

to a non-ancient laptop

I do not need the data

put a server OS on it and run a discord bot on it

As I said I pulled the useful stuff (mspaint memes) 2 years ago

ok Pika, laptop suggestion time

how much do you want to spend

I am not buying a new laptop

gay

Does UWaterloo have a laptop partner program?

I have my school one

Probably idk

is your school one decent?

I thought you said it wasn't

you only need to spend like $250 to get a decent one

*2nd hand

I don't know any $250 laptops I'd recommend buying new

I don't remember how much I spent on my current one, and it was not bought from amazon so I don't have a record of it

Its smaller

maybe $400 actually

And has a caved in case that blocks the charging port

anything in the $100-$300 range is a piece of crap

I am not spending more then 100 on a laptop so

Thisll do

and we call Dolf the Jew

Yep

here

I used to not be a big laptop person, but I've kind of come around in recent years, a decent (mid-spec) laptop is kind of nice

Do they even fucking make 100 dollar laptops

I already have a laptop and a pc

they do dolf, they're bad

make your own dolf

BestBuy or Walmart brand netbooks